Bush Weasels Out of Iraq.
Suh-weet Jesus backdooring Mary and Joseph, I didn't think I'd see the day! President Bush has made the first move to pulling troops out of Iraq. An idle comment during a surprise visit to Iraq indicates that the Republicans are ready to cut and run (and, more importantly, make it look like their idea all along). Obviously, Iraqians need to keep their secratarian killings to the current 'lows', but, fortunately, we'll be able to ignore any increased violence and pass it off as a series of isolated incidents.
Apparently PB was pleased with what he heard from Ambassador Ryan Cacker and General David Penistraeus during his visit to what was the most violent and anti-government part of Iraq. General Penistraeus and Ambassador Cacker have done an admirable job of moving the problem elsewhwere, much like we've done keeping the bums of the best local beaches. Taser and baton a couple of bums under a boardwalk and the rest get the picture pretty quickly.
The troops are coming home and we'll have peace in our lifetimes. Yeah!
I August 30th and do you know where your Thermo Nuclear Weapons are?
Jesus Christ! You're telling me that you can just misplace 5 nuclear weapons and only find them by accident over a thousand miles from where you last saw them? Its not like we're talking about a set of misplaced car keys people.
Apparently, a B-52 was accidently loaded with at least five nuclear warheads and flown from Minot Air Force Base, N.D, to Barksdale Air Force Base, La., on Aug. 30. What? Are you yanking my chain? How do you violate every chain of custody order known to man and accidently arm a B-52 with live nuclear weapons? Friggin' brilliant.
Oh, and, of course, everyones been sworn to secrecy which is exactly why the whole incident is public knowledge 5 days later. Nothing to see here folks, no problems... minimum yield 5 kilotons.. max yield... 150 kilotons... damn it. Who's accountable? Nobody, of course.
