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Things Paris Hilton Might Do In Jail

Things Paris Hilton Might Do In Jail

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Originally posted by jvanhine
the model look in general is pathetic...but she is worse...how long will she be in "jail"
Yeah, generally the women I think are attractive don't have the body of a 13 year old boy.

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i probably had more backside at 13 than she does....are you doing a nfl league???

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Originally posted by jvanhine
i probably had more backside at 13 than she does....are you doing a nfl league???
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha

And I don't know. Why do you ask? I have never done one through here before.

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i just saw you on some football threads and thought you could join nfl club..

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Originally posted by jvanhine
i just saw you on some football threads and thought you could join nfl club..
I definitely would be down to join one.

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He's half man, half bear, and half pig...

Now wait I thought he was half man and half bear-pig...

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great😀

some say hes half bear half man-pig...😉

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Originally posted by jvanhine
great😀

some say hes half bear half man-pig...😉
Excelsior!

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http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=thora%20birch&btnG=Google+Search&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

That is proper beauty.

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Originally posted by Amaurote
1. [b]Visit the prison library

"Hi, I'm Paris Hilton, do you have any books about me?"

"For the ninetieth frickin' time, no!"[/b]
The Prison Life. or maybe another sex tape. 🙂

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i think she'll sit quietly in her cell, reading.
perhaps learning latin or ancient greek.

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maybe she'll get around to balancing the checkbook. So many zeroes to contend with, so much time to do it. 😞