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Things Paris Hilton Might Do In Jail

Things Paris Hilton Might Do In Jail

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1. Visit the prison library

"Hi, I'm Paris Hilton, do you have any books about me?"

"For the ninetieth frickin' time, no!"

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Originally posted by Amaurote
Things Paris Hilton might do in jail.
Rot.

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Make a badly lit, 'home' video.

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These beds are too hard!
These sheets will never do!
Where are the cameras?
Is someone coming soon?
Who's my daddy?

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has my daddy written the check yet..???

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Create a new reality show.

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Create a celebrity prison called the Paris Hilton.

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cry a lot and de-tox

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break out gwen stafani style

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Get more publicity than she's EVER gotten, for doing nothing.

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get a f*****ing sence of reality!!!

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Develop the belief that she's ghetto and 'hard' now.

She'll probably start rapping.

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Get traded around for smokes.

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how did she get in the slammer?

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
how did she get in the slammer?
Who cares? 😉

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