Things Paris Hilton Might Do In Jail

1. Visit the prison library

"Hi, I'm Paris Hilton, do you have any books about me?"

"For the ninetieth frickin' time, no!"

Originally posted by Amaurote
Things Paris Hilton might do in jail.

Make a badly lit, 'home' video.

These beds are too hard!
These sheets will never do!
Where are the cameras?
Is someone coming soon?
Who's my daddy?

has my daddy written the check yet..???

Create a new reality show.

Create a celebrity prison called the Paris Hilton.

cry a lot and de-tox

break out gwen stafani style

Get more publicity than she's EVER gotten, for doing nothing.

get a f*****ing sence of reality!!!

Develop the belief that she's ghetto and 'hard' now.

She'll probably start rapping.

Get traded around for smokes.

how did she get in the slammer?

Originally posted by Dance Master MC
how did she get in the slammer?