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Things Paris Hilton Might Do In Jail

Things Paris Hilton Might Do In Jail

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
how did she get in the slammer?
Driving Under the Influence

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Develop the belief that she's ghetto and 'hard' now.

She'll probably start rapping.
Hard labour Paris rap chick. . . .

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

She will make more money from being behind bars than I will in my entire life.

Boo. . . . . . . .Sob. . .

There is no justice in the world

Hey Ho. . . . Nil Desperandum

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Originally posted by SmookieP
Driving Under the Influence
technically it was for violation of her previous plea bargain agreement which amounts to contempt of court. But all of it stemmed because she was publically intoxicated.

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Originally posted by Amaurote
1. [b]Visit the prison library

"Hi, I'm Paris Hilton, do you have any books about me?"

"For the ninetieth frickin' time, no!"[/b]
Hopefully she'll get shanked.

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she'll make new lesbian friends.

btw, heard that someone's sending a backgammon set to her in prison. someone here should send her a chess set.

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Originally posted by bulb
she'll make new lesbian friends.

btw, heard that someone's sending a backgammon set to her in prison. someone here should send her a chess set.
Sounds fun to me...

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Originally posted by Mathurine
Sounds fun to me...
Jail time is much like the scottish pubs, right? 😉

Just kidding. I was in Scotland about this time last year. That scottist mist sure screws with the golf game though. In fact, sometimes it was more like the scottish rainstorm!! Beautiful country though, I must say.

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Writing in her diary and publish it afterwards!

Money, money, money,
must be funny.
In the rich mens world.

😉

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Why does anyone care. She gets paid loads of money for doing nothing. Then people complain when kids would rather go out and mug people rather than slave like a bitch in a minimum wage job.

If she contracted HIV from getting brutally gang raped it would make my day.

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too bad she does get put in a guy prison.
shell have to face a "hung jury" 😀

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Originally posted by jvanhine
too bad she does get put in a guy prison.
shell have to face a "hung jury" 😀
Shes flat chested, anorexic looking and has a square head.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Shes flat chested, anorexic looking and has a square head.
finally someone else you thinks he not hot...most people cant see past her money and overconfince.

add big feet to the ugly list.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Shes flat chested, anorexic looking and has a square head.
Not to mention from the vid I saw, she looked like a dead fish in bed.

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Originally posted by jvanhine
finally someone else you thinks he not hot...most people cant see past her money and overconfince.

add big feet to the ugly list.
I too don't think she's attractive

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the model look in general is pathetic...but she is worse...how long will she be in "jail"