What is the question?

Originally posted by gameover9
Q: What is the best thing you can think of to do with your time?

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A: All I know is it wasn't on my calender yesterday so it wasn't my fault.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: what is that suspicious-looking stain on your calendar?

A: that depends on who is asking.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: What are you wearing?

A: A tortouse in a hot dog roll.

Originally posted by lausey

That is quite crunchy, what is it?

It is green and slimey, you should see a doctor!

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: so how does it look?

A: I'll take this end.

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: So we're playing Dobbin again this year, any preferences?

A: No, just like all microsoft products there's no user options whatsoever.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: so, is it possible to adjust the 'look and feel' of 'MS St Valentine's Date'?

A: I would - but then, I'm not known for discretion.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Could you hold this end?

A: An envelope full of cash and a "slightly" used pistol.

Q: What are the pros and cons o f the circus.

A: Two hundred pawns and a glass of lemonade.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: What are the pros and cons o f the circus.

A: Two hundred pawns and a glass of lemonade.

Originally posted by BTBasham
Q: How much does a good towel cost around here?

A: Only if your dog has three legs.

Originally posted by gameover9
Q: Can I get a small bussiness loan?


A: The NHL players on strike.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: What single event would make the NHL more interesting?

A: And then, you put this end in here.

Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. So how do I get into this Dobbin costume?

A. Smear yourself in baby lotion and wait upstairs.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Mr President, I really need this job. What must I do?

A: i kicked the b*****d out