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Originally posted by dfm65
Q: Do you think they should make a feature-length blockbuster McGyver movie?

A: Barbra Streisand
Q: What's worse than a plethera of McGyver jokes?

A: Being part of the Contumelious Clan

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originally posted

Q: What's worse than a plethera of McGyver jokes?

A: Being part of the Contumelious Clan



Q:How could macgyver improve himself as a person?

A: Punching an air stewardess

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Originally posted by mmanuel
[b]originally posted

Q: What's worse than a plethera of McGyver jokes?

A: Being part of the Contumelious Clan



Q:How could macgyver improve himself as a person?

A: Punching an air stewardess[/b]
Q. Why are you in jail?

A. I made too many jokes about MaGyver

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Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. Why are you in jail?

A. I made too many jokes about MaGyver
Q: What the **** happened to you?

A: Two DD batteries and a litre of fresh cream

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Originally posted by Alcra
Q: What the **** happened to you?

A: Two DD batteries and a litre of fresh cream

Q: How do you electrocute 20 cats in less time than it takes McGyver to make a bomb?

A: The cattle-prod!! Yes, the cattle-prod!!!! Sweet mercy how I love it!

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Originally posted by Starrman
Q: How do you electrocute 20 cats in less time than it takes McGyver to make a bomb?

A: The cattle-prod!! Yes, the cattle-prod!!!! Sweet mercy how I love it!
Q: And what would sir like tonight?

A: Agatha Christie novels.

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Originally posted by Alcra
Q: And what would sir like tonight?

A: Agatha Christie novels.
Q: What does Macgyver read in his spare time?

A: "Surving Cliff Falls" by Eileen Dover

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Originally posted by mmanuel
Q: What does Macgyver read in his spare time?

A: "Surving Cliff Falls" by Eileen Dover
Q: So what other joke book titles do you have to fill out this otherwise inane humourless episode about a new book shop with Mr Seinfeld?

A: No jokes, just me and my anoying friends.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Q: So what other joke book titles do you have to fill out this otherwise inane humourless episode about a new book shop with Mr Seinfeld?

A: No jokes, just me and my anoying friends.
Q. So what's this thread all about? Jokes?

A. You obviously can't read, and you're dressed like a fool.

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Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. So what's this thread all about? Jokes?

A. You obviously can't read, and you're dressed like a fool.
Q: Is this the venue for the Court Jester's Ball?

A: You don't have a high enough security clearance for that.

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Originally posted by dfm65
Q: Is this the venue for the Court Jester's Ball?

A: You don't have a high enough security clearance for that.
Q: Is this the venue for the Court Jester's Ball?

A: A cheese and onion sandwich

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Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Is this the venue for the Court Jester's Ball?

A: A cheese and onion sandwich


What did you dress up as at the Court Jaster's Ball?

A helmet with a flashing light on top.

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Originally posted by lausey

What did you dress up as at the Court Jaster's Ball?

A helmet with a flashing light on top.
Q: what is a good thing to wear on a date if you absolutely don't want to 'get lucky'?

A: Time travel.

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Originally posted by dfm65
Q: what is a good thing to wear on a date if you absolutely don't want to 'get lucky'?

A: Time travel.
Q: What is the best thing you can think of to do with your time?

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A: All I know is it wasn't on my calender yesterday so it wasn't my fault.

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It depends of course. For the French the question is: Toulouse or not Toulouse.

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