What is the question?

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: how did you find out about that cheap Viagra you bought?

A: In zero-gravity.

Q: So under what conditions did you attempt re-entry?

A: Pitch black, steamy, and in the back of a Renault 5 Turbo II

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: So under what conditions did you attempt re-entry?

A: Pitch black, steamy, and in the back of a Renault 5 Turbo II

Q: what was your last dump like?

A: it was the best ever.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: what was your last dump like?

A: it was the best ever.

Q. What was sex with dfm65 like?

A. Damp and with a definite musty smell.

Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. What was sex with dfm65 like?

A. Damp and with a definite musty smell.

Q: how would you describe her armpits?

A: they make me rather hot under the collar

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: how would you describe her armpits?

A: they make me rather hot under the collar

Q: Why did you stop using those solar powered shirts?

A: Darling they are sooooooooooooooo yesterday!

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Why did you stop using those solar powered shirts?

A: Darling they are sooooooooooooooo yesterday!

Q: what do you think of these bombs McGyver made from an empty tube of toothpaste, a kaleidoscope and a yellowing copy of the National Enquirer from the 21st June 1967?

A: ok, i promise not to make any more McGyver jokes.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: what do you think of these bombs McGyver made from an empty tube of toothpaste, a kaleidoscope and a yellowing copy of the National Enquirer from the 21st June 1967?

A: ok, i promise not to make any more McGyver jokes.

Q: Will you stop, or must I beat you with this penguin?

A: Serious body damage.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Will you stop, or must I beat you with this penguin?

A: Serious body damage.

Q: What happened to McGyver to make him think he needed to move to Stargate?

A: A full frontal lobe labotomy

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: What happened to McGyver to make him think he needed to move to Stargate?

A: A full frontal lobe labotomy

Q: What will it take for me to enjoy an episode of McGyver?


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A: A bread knife in the ear.

Originally posted by dyl
Q: What will it take for me to enjoy an episode of McGyver?


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A: A bread knife in the ear.

Q: What's slightly more painful than eating a light bulb?

A: My colostomy bag.

Originally posted by darvlay
Q: What's slightly more painful than eating a light bulb?

A: My colostomy bag.

Q: what did you give 'Roberta' for 'her' birthday?

A: yes, if you did THAT, I could definitely make you a star, babe.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: what did you give 'Roberta' for 'her' birthday?

A: yes, if you did THAT, I could definitely make you a star, babe.

Q: Well I could go out on stage and do an impression of McGyver

A: Oh, sweet jesus, will it never end???

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Well I could go out on stage and do an impression of McGyver

A: Oh, sweet jesus, will it never end???

Q: And that was episode 422 of McGyver! Are you ready for 423?


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A: Alright, just one more.

Originally posted by dyl
Q: And that was episode 422 of McGyver! Are you ready for 423?


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A: Alright, just one more.

Q. I've shot MacGyver 71 times, can I go for the 6 dozen?

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A. For the sake of all humanity. Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. I've shot MacGyver 71 times, can I go for the 6 dozen?

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A. For the sake of all humanity. Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

Q: Do you think they should make a feature-length blockbuster McGyver movie?

A: Barbra Streisand