What is the question?

Originally posted by BLReid
Q: Who votes to pardon BLReid and dyl for their minor transgressions?



A: Nobody in their right minds.

Q: Do you know who's still reading this thread, Reid, after we laid our hands on it?


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A: The entire population of New Zealand.



Edit: Banned a-bloody-gain...

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Who would ban McGyver from this thread?

A: I think we should let them stay if they promise not to do it again.

Q: The Aussies just beat us at cricket, what should we do??


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A: This isn't the first time or the last...

Originally posted by dyl
Q: The Aussies just beat us at cricket, what should we do??


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A: This isn't the first time or the last...

Q: Were you in the bathroom trying to go blind?!


A: There's hair growing here.

Originally posted by dyl
Q: The Aussies just beat us at cricket, what should we do??


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A: This isn't the first time or the last...

Q. Did i just see McGuyver escape from prison using nothing but his stained pair of y-fronts, his trusty penknife and the gravitational pull of the moon?

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A. Believe it, if you like..

Originally posted by BLReid
Q: Were you in the bathroom trying to go blind?!


A: There's hair growing here.

Q - So why did you go in?

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A. A dead sheep

Originally posted by BLReid
Q: Were you in the bathroom trying to go blind?!


A: There's hair growing here.

Q: Mate, I know we don't really know each other, but can you scrub my back?


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A: Only when the Aussies lose at cricket.

Originally posted by dyl
Q: Mate, I know we don't really know each other, but can you scrub my back?


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A: Only when the Aussies lose at cricket.

Q: Do you always skip over dk3nny?

A: A dead sheep.

Originally posted by dk3nny
Q - So why did you go in?

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A. A dead sheep

Q: What's the result of a black-out in New Zealand?


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A: The truth is too disgusting to tell.




Edit: This thread is becoming too crowded. I'm off to bed. 😉

Originally posted by dyl
Q: What's the result of a black-out in New Zealand?


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A: The truth is too disgusting to tell.




Edit: This thread is becoming too crowded. I'm off to bed. 😉

Q: Why the heck are we enjoying this so much?

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A: It comes with a free pickle.

Originally posted by BLReid
Q: Why the heck are we enjoying this so much?

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A: It comes with a free pickle.

Q: Why would anyone want a Pickle Preservation Society membership?
( http://www.pickleking.com/pps/index2.shtml )

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A: Michael Moore's Mom

Originally posted by xs
Q: Why would anyone want a Pickle Preservation Society membership?
( http://www.pickleking.com/pps/index2.shtml )

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A: Michael Moore's Mom

Q: Ugggh, who the hell made *that*?

A: Twisted plot endings.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Ugggh, who the hell made *that*?

A: Twisted plot endings.

Q: What does David Lynch aim for, before failing miserably and then getting shot by a deranged Mulholland Drive fan (we can only hope and pray)?


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A: Officer, it's not what you think. He was dead when I got here...

Originally posted by Crowley
Q: What does David Lynch aim for, before failing miserably and then getting shot by a deranged Mulholland Drive fan (we can only hope and pray)?


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A: Officer, it's not what you think. He was dead when I got here...

Q: 'Ello 'ello 'ello, what's goin' on 'ere then?

A: Monkey poo.

Originally posted by jimmyb270
Q: 'Ello 'ello 'ello, what's goin' on 'ere then?

A: Monkey poo.

Q: what will be the next miracle face cream additive to "visibly reduce signs of aging for a younger, more beautiful you"?

A: i read it on the internet!

Originally posted by underfelt
Q: what will be the next miracle face cream additive to "visibly reduce signs of aging for a younger, more beautiful you"?

A: i read it on the internet!

Q: how did you find out about that cheap Viagra you bought?

A: In zero-gravity.