What is the question?

Originally posted by dyl
Q: Why the hell did you watch McGyver??


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A: I usually find 7 is enough.

Q: What is the maximum number of lame Mcgyver jokes allowed in this thread.

A: A knight fork.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: What is the maximum number of lame Mcgyver jokes allowed in this thread.

A: A knight fork.

Q: what gets you 'in the mood'?

A: either the kitchen table or the office photocopier.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: what gets you 'in the mood'?

A: either the kitchen table or the office photocopier.

Q: If you were marooned on a desert island and were only allowed one item, what would it be?


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A: McGyver!

Originally posted by dyl
Q: If you were marooned on a desert island and were only allowed one item, what would it be?


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A: McGyver!

Q: Sorry, can you just repeat that?

A: Well I wouldn't have to if McGyver had been here.

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Sorry, can you just repeat that?

A: Well I wouldn't have to if McGyver had been here.

Q: i suppose it was really necessary to make a bomb out of that Tom Jones CD, the leftover pizza from last night and your girlfriend's 'Darth Vader' dildo?

A: the Energizer Bunny

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Sorry, can you just repeat that?

A: Well I wouldn't have to if McGyver had been here.

Q: Could you please stop dancing round my living room flapping your arms and clucking like a chicken?


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A: His name begins with M, but I can't remember the rest.

Originally posted by dyl
Q: Could you please stop dancing round my living room flapping your arms and clucking like a chicken?


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A: His name begins with M, but I can't remember the rest.

Q. Final question for €10,000! Contestant.. are you ready? Name one of Jesus' parents?

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A. I couldn't, its was too slippy.

Originally posted by dk3nny
Q. Final question for €10,000! Contestant.. are you ready? Name one of Jesus' parents?

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A. I couldn't, its was too slippy.

Q: Sooo, did you manage to last more than 20 seconds?

A: RHP

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Sooo, did you manage to last more than 20 seconds?

A: RHP

Q: Can you name 3 non-concurrent letters of the alphabet?

A: Mc-Gy-Ver

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Can you name 3 non-concurrent letters of the alphabet?

A: Mc-Gy-Ver

Q: Hey Starrman, I don't suppose you could tell me how to pronounce the name of that bloke who keeps getting mentioned in the Question thread?


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A: He's the sexiest man on T.V.

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Can you name 3 non-concurrent letters of the alphabet?

A: Mc-Gy-Ver

Q: What's the name of the new combination fast-food restaraunt/Obstetrics office that can make a bomb using a pickle and a diaphragm?


A: Are you kidding me?

<sorry dyl, I must've been typing while you posted?

Originally posted by dyl
Q: Hey Starrman, I don't suppose you could tell me how to pronounce the name of that bloke who keeps getting mentioned in the Question thread?


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A: He's the sexiest man on T.V.

Q: Is that Chyna from the World Wrestling Federation?


A: Herman Munster.

Originally posted by BLReid
Q: What's the name of the new combination fast-food restaraunt/Obstetrics office that can make a bomb using a pickle and a diaphragm?


A: Are you kidding me?

Q: Sorry mate, double posting is an instant ban from this thread: can you please leave?


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A: I'd love to!


Edit: It looks like I've earned myself a ban too, Reid. :'(

Originally posted by dyl
Q: Sorry mate, double posting is an instant ban from this thread: can you please leave?


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A: I'd love to!


Edit: It looks like I've earned myself a ban too, Reid. :'(

Q: Who votes to pardon BLReid and dyl for their minor transgressions?



A: Nobody in their right minds.

Originally posted by BLReid
Q: Who votes to pardon BLReid and dyl for their minor transgressions?



A: Nobody in their right minds.

Q: Who would ban McGyver from this thread?

A: I think we should let them stay if they promise not to do it again.