What is the question?

Originally posted by Blobby
Q: i love duck can i have duck please? but i don't want chinese, just duck is fine

A: what did you get her for valentines day?

Q: Can you please give an example of an answer that is a question?

A: Bam... Straight to the moon

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Can you please give an example of an answer that is a question?

A: Bam... Straight to the moon

Q: So I posted this reply and can you guess what stupid robo-mod did?

A: Totally over-reacted and caused a whole load of unnecessary annoyance.

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: So I posted this reply and can you guess what stupid robo-mod did?

A: Totally over-reacted and caused a whole load of unnecessary annoyance.

Q: What did Bush do about Hussein?

A: A hobbit on a bicycle.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: What did Bush do about Hussein?

A: A hobbit on a bicycle.

Q. What's the strangest creature you had sex with and where did it happen?

A. The Lock Ness monster in a gigantic pair of pants.

Originally posted by kw72uk
Q. What's the strangest creature you had sex with and where?

A. The Lock Ness monster in a gigantic pair of pants.

Q: How would you describe your last blind date?

A: 6 E tablets and a stick of dynamite.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: How would you describe your last blind date?

A: 6 E tablets and a stick of dynamite.

Q. What's the best way to improve my chess?

A. Jump up and down on a steam-rollered gnu

Originally posted by kw72uk
Q. What's the best way to improve my chess?

A. Jump up and down on a steam-rollered gnu

Q: So, tell me again, how does your mom begin the Christmas dinner preparations?

A: A hamster and a cardboard tube.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: So, tell me again, how does your mom begin the Christmas dinner preparations?

A: A hamster and a cardboard tube.

Q. What weapons of mass destruction did you actually find?

A. A hollowed out badger torso

Originally posted by kw72uk
Q. What weapons of mass destruction did you actually find?

A. A hollowed out badger torso

Q: What did you wear to the fancy dress party?

A: Kilroy was here.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: What did you wear to the fancy dress party?

A: Kilroy was here.

Q. Jeez why'd you burn this place to the ground then call ina priest to sprinkle holy water?

A. Baseball is dull. Dull, dull DULL!

Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. Jeez why'd you burn this place to the ground then call ina priest to sprinkle holy water?

A. Baseball is dull. Dull, dull DULL!

Q: Would you prefer watching paint dry or a baseball match.

A: Hit it!!! Too late, there goes the flamingo.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Would you prefer watching paint dry or a baseball match.

A: Hit it!!! Too late, there goes the flamingo.

Q: Hmmm, what do you think I should do about that flamingo over there?


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A: Take him out for a bite to eat.

Originally posted by dyl
Q: Hmmm, what do you think I should do about that flamingo over there?


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A: Take him out for a bite to eat.

Q: what did Monica do with Bill when she got hungry?

A: i didn't know you could do that with a mobile phone.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: what did Monica do with Bill when she got hungry?

A: i didn't know you could do that with a mobile phone.

Q. Did I just cause jameswoodley to spontaneously combust?

A. Yes! Thank goodness for fire.

Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. Did I just cause jameswoodley to spontaneously combust?

A. Yes! Thank goodness for fire.

Q: And that is what we did at Enron after the shredding, Clever uh?

A: What! That prat? Never.