What is the question?

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Who belongs in the wit[b]less protection program?

A: Tintin vs Asterix[/b]

Q. What was your favourite Celebrity Deathmatch?

A. The one where Steve Coogan goes around the world.

Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. What was your favourite Celebrity Deathmatch?

A. The one where Steve Coogan goes around the world.

Q: What is your favourite "spitting image"?

A: Now that is a really embarassing problem.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: What is your favourite "spitting image"?

A: Now that is a really embarassing problem.

Q: do you know the best treatment for fungal crotch infections?

A: weedkiller usually does the trick.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: do you know the best treatment for fungal crotch infections?

A: weedkiller usually does the trick.

Q: That was my last beer, now what?

A: The woods of Wyoming

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Q: That was my last beer, now what?

A: The woods of Wyoming

Q: where have you been roaming?

A: i can't tell you, but his mouth was foaming.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: where have you been roaming?

A: i can't tell you, but his mouth was foaming.

Q. Why was he listening to that "TATU" record?

A. They're not going to get us.

Originally posted by PBE6
Q. Why was he listening to that "TATU" record?

A. They're not going to get us.

Q: So do you think our new paedophile comedy routine is going to work at the social club?

A: Whan that april with his shoers sote, the drought of wrath hath pierced to the rote

Originally posted by PBE6
Q. Why was he listening to that "TATU" record?

A. They're not going to get us.

Q. Are they going to get us?

A. Not if we paint our faces green and hide in a bush.

Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. Are they going to get us?

A. Not if we paint our faces green and hide in a bush.

Q: do you think those girls will come home with us?

A: it depends on how much they have had to drink.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: do you think those girls will come home with us?

A: it depends on how much they have had to drink.

Q: You really think those penguins have a chance?

A: And then, he stood up and hit me on the head with the bar stool.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: You really think those penguins have a chance?

A: And then, he stood up and hit me on the head with the bar stool.

Q: Okay, you squeezed McGyver on the bum. Then what?



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A: We played monopoly until dawn broke.

Originally posted by dyl
Q: Okay, you squeezed McGyver on the bum. Then what?



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A: We played monopoly until dawn broke.

Q: What did you do on your honeymoon?

A: Elephant juice.

Originally posted by jimmyb270
Q: What did you do on your honeymoon?

A: Elephant juice.

Q: What's the only drink you can never forget?

A: A quick one with Barbara Bush

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: What's the only drink you can never forget?

A: A quick one with Barbara Bush

Q: before we execute you, we will grant you a last request. what is it?

A: coincidentally, an earthquake occurred at exactly the same moment.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: before we execute you, we will grant you a last request. what is it?

A: coincidentally, an earthquake occurred at exactly the same moment.

Q: And after you told those Mormons to bugger off what happened?


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A: I copped a kick in the shins.