What is the question?

Originally posted by dyl
Q: And after you told those Mormons to bugger off what happened?


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A: I copped a kick in the shins.

Q. What's slang for having a huge unit these days?

A. Yes Glenn, I'd love another rufie colada...zzzzzz.

Originally posted by PBE6
Q. What's slang for having a huge unit these days?

A. Yes Glenn, I'd love another rufie colada...zzzzzz.

Q: What's the last thing you remember saying, before waking up on the pirate ship?

A: Him? He's the biggest prat ever seen in the forums.

(EDIT - Really poor grammar)

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: What's the last thing you remember saying, before waking up on the pirate ship?

A: Him? He's the biggest prat ever seen in the forums.

(EDIT - Really poor grammar)

Q: Who is this God people keep talking about in forum discussions?

A: I wish I had twice as many! Covered in chocolate sauce!

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(What's a prat?)

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Q: Who is this God people keep talking about in forum discussions?

A: I wish I had twice as many! Covered in chocolate sauce!

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(What's a prat?)

Q: Don't you think you have enough girlfriends already?

A: And then, he handed me two dozen.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Don't you think you have enough girlfriends already?

A: And then, he handed me two dozen.

Q. I asked for one dozen African Elephants.

A. Look buddy, do that anywhere but here!

Originally posted by D43M0N
Q. I asked for one dozen African Elephants.

A. Look buddy, do that anywhere but here!

Q: Can i be funny here?

A: Contact glue and a playboy.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Can i be funny here?

A: Contact glue and a playboy.

Q: Seven eleven robbed of the following items...

A: Chicken salad.

Originally posted by D43M0N
Q: Seven eleven robbed of the following items...

A: Chicken salad.

Q: What do you call a pacifist hiding in a bush?

A: Eye does not rhyme with Symmetry, I don't care how much of a poet you think you are!

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: What do you call a pacifist hiding in a bush?

A: Eye does not rhyme with Symmetry, I don't care how much of a poet you think you are!

Q: so, what do you think of Blake?

A: i'd feed him to the tygers if i had the chance.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: so, what do you think of Blake?

A: i'd feed him to the tygers if i had the chance.

Q: What should we do with the racist?

A: Easy, it rhymes with orange.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: What should we do with the racist?

A: Easy, it rhymes with orange.

Q: Okay, you're next question in our surrealist gameshow "Dali does Dallas" is 'where would you find a mexican?'

A: Quite a long way from China, and quite far from Japan.

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Okay, you're next question in our surrealist gameshow "Dali does Dallas" is 'where would you find a mexican?'

A: Quite a long way from China, and quite far from Japan.

Q: Where is Finland?

A: 😲 I can't believe you asked me that!

Originally posted by jimmyb270
Q: Where is Finland?

A: 😲 I can't believe you asked me that!

Q. Jimmy would you resign in our game, I don't want to lose to someone rated under 1100, and you're a queen up?

A. Why nothing would give me greater pleasure.

Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. Jimmy would you resign in our game, I don't want to lose to someone rated under 1100, and you're a queen up?

A. Why nothing would give me greater pleasure.

Q: Please can you find a spot to keep this cylindrical object warm?

A: Sand can get in anywhere.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Please can you find a spot to keep this cylindrical object warm?

A: Sand can get in anywhere.

Q. Why are you walking like that?

A. Three days and three nights of hard partying take their toll.