What is the question?

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: So what happened to Mateulose again?

A: He was missing in action

Q: Whatever happened to Seaman Stains?

A: A pelican, and ostrich and a rabbi.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Whatever happened to Seaman Stains?

A: A pelican, and ostrich and a rabbi.

Q: What's on the menu tonight then?

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A: Recycle this!

Originally posted by rhb
Q: What's on the menu tonight then?

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A: Recycle this!

Q. What is the worst slogan you've ever seen in a condom advertisement?

A. Dangit, I just can' tell. All them varmints look the same.

Originally posted by darvlay
Q. What is the worst slogan you've ever seen in a condom advertisement?

A. Dangit, I just can' tell. All them varmints look the same.

Q: I'll set up the chess board darvlay, which one is the A pawn?


A: A toothbrush.

Originally posted by xs
Q: I'll set up the chess board darvlay, which one is the A pawn?


A: A toothbrush.

You get a rec because you just kicked my ass. 😉

Q. Mr. President, how am I going to get these stains out of my dress?

A. Because I love you.

Originally posted by darvlay
You get a rec because you just kicked my ass. 😉

Q. Mr. President, how am I going to get these stains out of my dress?

A. Because I love you.

Q : Why are you so interested in role reversal anyway?


A : a monkey and a dog

Originally posted by Nyxie
Q : Why are you so interested in role reversal anyway?


A : a monkey and a dog

Q: Where did Darvay come from anyway?

A: Just a deuce.

Originally posted by Hawaiianhomegrown
Q: Where did Darvay come from anyway?

A: Just a deuce.

Q. A Royal flush?
A. No, just inbreeding.

Originally posted by Marcusr
Q. A Royal flush?
A. No, just inbreeding.

Q: Did Celine Dion get that jaw from a horse?

A: Naah, he put the darn thing in a blender!

Originally posted by Crowley
Q: Did Celine Dion get that jaw from a horse?

A: Naah, he put the darn thing in a blender!

Q: Mrs Crowley, does your husband wish us to sew it back on?



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A: Only on Wednesdays.

Originally posted by dyl
Q: Mrs Crowley, does your husband wish us to sew it back on?



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A: Only on Wednesdays.

Q: I don't suppose you'd consider wearing this red rubber glove on your head and making chicken noises?

A: where did that frog get to?

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: I don't suppose you'd consider wearing this red rubber glove on your head and making chicken noises?

A: where did that frog get to?

q: what is an example of a question?

a: BOTH of those would NEVER fit

Originally posted by MCA
q: what is an example of a question?

a: BOTH of those would NEVER fit

Q: So, we're gonna try and add one more cell to Bush's brain, think he can take it?

A: It's too late, we're done for!

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: So, we're gonna try and add one more cell to Bush's brain, think he can take it?

A: It's too late, we're done for!

Q: Oh my <insert deity of choice here>! What is happening to the rear of that elephant?

A: A disturbing quantum flux.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Oh my <insert deity of choice here>! What is happening to the rear of that elephant?

A: A disturbing quantum flux.

Q: Why is Mr. Spock playing soft jazz in his room and waiting for Dr. McCoy's arrival?

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A: Just add a little horseradish sauce.