What is the question?

Originally posted by BLReid
Q: Why is Mr. Spock playing soft jazz in his room and waiting for Dr. McCoy's arrival?

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A: Just add a little horseradish sauce.

Q: What's the quickest way to spice up your sex life?

A: Hamsters are always a great idea

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: What's the quickest way to spice up your sex life?

A: Hamsters are always a great idea

Q: What do you do when you get the call that a dozen friends are dropping by, and you don't have any hors'dourves?


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A: fingernail clippings.

Originally posted by BLReid
Q: What do you do when you get the call that a dozen friends are dropping by, and you don't have any hors'dourves?


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A: fingernail clippings.

Q: That cereal looks funny, there are certainly lots of chewy bits floating around in the milk. What is it you are munching on there?

A: The new 'hot sensation' brand of k-y jelly

Originally posted by Corsair
Q: That cereal looks funny, there are certainly lots of chewy bits floating around in the milk. What is it you are munching on there?

A: The new 'hot sensation' brand of k-y jelly

Q: These buffalo wings are great! What's your secret?

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A: A dental mirror.

Originally posted by BLReid
Q: These buffalo wings are great! What's your secret?

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A: A dental mirror.

Q: self Proctology?.....what's that in your hand?

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A: because it had 3 legs

Originally posted by xs
Q: self Proctology?.....what's that in your hand?

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A: because it had 3 legs

Q: Why was that baby's mother crying like that?

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A: 3 engineers.

Originally posted by BLReid
Q: Why was that baby's mother crying like that?

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A: 3 engineers.

Q: What did it take to extract that courgette?

A: Wonder Woman

Originally posted by Corsair
Q: What did it take to extract that courgette?

A: Wonder Woman

Q: what do you call a woman that can cook and clean the dishes at the same time?

A: A palm tree and a cup of yoghurt

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: what do you call a woman that can cook and clean the dishes at the same time?

A: A palm tree and a cup of yoghurt

Q: What does McGyver need to make a bomb?

A: A 100 paperclips.

Originally posted by Crowley
Q: What does McGyver need to make a bomb?

A: A 100 paperclips.

Q: What are the necessary tools to get through a day at the office?

A: 2 hamsters and an industrial lubricant.

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: What are the necessary tools to get through a day at the office?

A: 2 hamsters and an industrial lubricant.

Q: What does McGyver need to make a bomb?

A: No, it has always been bent like that.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: What does McGyver need to make a bomb?

A: No, it has always been bent like that.

Q: Did you let McGyver play with it again?

A: He said he could make a bomb out of it!!!

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Did you let McGyver play with it again?

A: He said he could make a bomb out of it!!!

Q: why did you give McGyver my belly-button lint collection?

A: the devil made me do it!

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: why did you give McGyver my belly-button lint collection?

A: the devil made me do it!

Q. Too much of that can make you blind you know
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A. An abnormally large nipple

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: why did you give McGyver my belly-button lint collection?

A: the devil made me do it!

Q: Why the hell did you watch McGyver??


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A: I usually find 7 is enough.