Originally posted by EAPOEMy existence automatically breaks the law.
Does anyone have an intriguing crime tucked under their black and white cap, that would set this thread rolling?
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..i would not say this way me..but i have heard that i took a can of oil and
poured it on a convertible top of a mustang and set it on fire...of course, the car burned to the ground...i heard that i broke into a drama theater and stole a prop pistol...i heard that i was arrested on 5 warrants in hollywood and spent the night in jail...i heard that i has an habitual runaway and and
was put into juvy hall...i heard that when i enlisted in the army it took three
days to get a criminal clearance for me...i heard that i broke into a market thru a window in the back bathroom ( to find myself in a bathroom after all that trouble ) ...and i heard that i broke into another market and got into the cash register but only got a little money....i heard a few other things but they are even worse...yet here i am today...well beyond the statute of limitations...and was it me ?..or was it the guy next door...mmm...not telling.
Originally posted by reinfeldYou are a naughty boy. . . . .
..i would not say this way me..but i have heard that i took a can of oil and
poured it on a convertible top of a mustang and set it on fire...of course, the car burned to the ground...i heard that i broke into a drama theater and stole a prop pistol...i heard that i was arrested on 5 warrants in hollywood and spent the night in jail...i heard that i has an ...[text shortened]... d the statute of limitations...and was it me ?..or was it the guy next door...mmm...not telling.
Ok....statute of limitations is long gone, and the victim is dead anyway after screwing with the wrong people , so I'm safe.
I payed a couple of local toughs $100 to scuff someone up, and they went after him with baseball bats and almost killed him. He spent a week on life support, lived on a liquid diet sucking food through a straw, and walked on crutches for several months afterwards.
Best money I ever spent. That was 20 years ago.
Originally posted by AThousandYoungHey "Ron Jeremy", ditch the sack and join me in a glass of the red stuff (blood of chariest for want of a better word), ye lucky bastard. I have a copy of the "Harlot’s hand book, the merry beings in witch described, I am sure you will enjoy. . . .
A few bowls is nothing my friend. I did share that sack, but not last night. I finished it off before I went to bed.