Originally posted by EAPOEAt the age of 18, in my naevity and stupidity, swung my knuckles at an innocent florist shop window. I then stumbled into my freind's flat 10 feet away. The police turned up and followed the trail of blood into my friend's block of flats {Real Sherlock Holmes stuff here}. They buzzed on and and barged in. My mate recommended that I went, considering that he had enough substances stashed in his loft, to make him go down for a 10 stretch.
Does anyone have an intriguing crime tucked under their black and white cap, that would set this thread rolling?
I left the flat and the young police man asked me 'Why did you break the window?'. I said 'I just punched it beacause i was pissed off'.
At that moment he arrested me.
Originally posted by jimslyp69Teenage Angst. . .
At the age of 18, in my naevity and stupidity, swung my knuckles at an innocent florist shop window. I then stumbled into my freind's flat 10 feet away. The police turned up and followed the trail of blood into my friend's block of flats {Real Sherlock Holmes stuff here}. They buzzed on and and barged in. My mate recommended that I went, considering that ...[text shortened]... ?'. I said 'I just punched it beacause i was pissed off'.
At that moment he arrested me.
There I was completely wasting, out of work and down
All inside its so frustrating as I drift from town to town
Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
So I might as well begin to put some action in my life
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
So much for the golden future, I cant even start
Ive had every promise broken, theres anger in my heart
You dont know what its like, you dont have a clue
If you did youd find yourselves doing the same thing too
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
You dont know what its like
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law
Being an ex Barrister, I broke the law of arguing against what was inconceivably correct. I represented terrible people who had broken the law, but in my representation I never broke the law. But I represented peolple who had, in fact, broken the law and in succeeding verbosity on my part, arounded the law that would have hit them? I never broke the law, but they did and got off. They broke the law. Did I?
Originally posted by mikelomA lawyer must, by defintion, aggressively protect the rights of his client. That still doesn't let you off the hook for being an a$$hole if you set them free after they've committed a heinous crime. Enjoy your life, I hope no one ever hurts you or your family and has a smart attorney.
Being an ex Barrister, I broke the law of arguing against what was inconceivably correct. I represented terrible people who had broken the law, but in my representation I never broke the law. But I represented peolple who had, in fact, broken the law and in succeeding verbosity on my part, arounded the law that would have hit them? I never broke the law, but they did and got off. They broke the law. Did I?
Originally posted by GreatSantiniSo much for making sense. It was a good run while you had it. 😕
A lawyer must, by defintion, aggressively protect the rights of his client. That still doesn't let you off the hook for being an a$$hole if you set them free after they've committed a heinous crime. Enjoy your life, I hope no one ever hurts you or your family and has a smart attorney.
Originally posted by mikelomIf you were a real lawyer, I'd expect your use of the English language to be to be a LOT better. You're a fake.
Being an ex Barrister, I broke the law of arguing against what was inconceivably correct. I represented terrible people who had broken the law, but in my representation I never broke the law. But I represented peolple who had, in fact, broken the law and in succeeding verbosity on my part, arounded the law that would have hit them? I never broke the law, but they did and got off. They broke the law. Did I?
Originally posted by EAPOEI'm not sure, but I think you're pretending to be a vampire and offering to give me a five dollar hand job. Is that correct?
Hey "Ron Jeremy", ditch the sack and join me in a glass of the red stuff (blood of chariest for want of a better word), ye lucky bastard. I have a copy of the "Harlot’s hand book, the merry beings in witch described, I am sure you will enjoy. . . .
EDIT - Unfortunately I'm no Ron Jeremy 😞