Originally posted by AThousandYoung😏😏😏😵😵😵😲
I'm not sure, but I think you're pretending to be a vampire and offering to give me a five dollar hand job. Is that correct?
EDIT - Unfortunately I'm no Ron Jeremy 😞
There are plenty of wench’s listed in the hand book that would be more than willing to dish out five shilling hand jobs.
Originally posted by EAPOEmy driving discuvery which is slightly illegal but difficult to prove. while moving fast eastbound on the marylebone road, london, i suddenly decided to turn left, so had to accelerate hard to overtake cars in two insde lanes before the turn, then noticed the flash of the speed camera behind me. damn. but never heard anything since and worked out that it must have been impossible to calculate my speed because i was driving diagonally past the camera. anyone tried it?
Does anyone have an intriguing crime tucked under their black and white cap, that would set this thread rolling?
I try to be a law-abiding citizen, and as an officer of the law myself I believe there's an added duty on me to be seen to be adhering to the law, whether I'm on duty or off. However, sometimes I embezzle money from the NYPD, and sometimes I rob grocery stores and post offices. And I often break speed limits, and do quite a lot of illegal drugs. And I'm always indecently exposing myself. It's been weeks since I've committed a murder, though, so I think I'm not doing too badly.