A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The
driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over
and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a
man crying on the side of a road and pulls over. She steps out
of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls
out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends
down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops
off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops
another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and
again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,"What is in that can?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the
label. It says . .
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(You know you could just click off and not read the punchline)
(You know your gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
... It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds
permanent wave."
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Originally posted by ZadadkaAbsolutely brilliant - thanks for giving me a laugh 😀
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The
driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over
and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The dri ...[text shortened]...
... It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds
permanent wave."
