06 Aug 07
smartest person on the planet? Seriously, the responsibility of keeping you stupid mooks in line is a hellacious burden. When are you people going to get it together? I'm tired of always having to solve the worlds problems and equally tired of not having my brilliant ideas implimented.
Give me a problem, any problem, and I'll come up with a viable solution. Anything from world hunger and global warming to why your Aunt Debbie's children haven't been suffocated by her arm fat during one of her overly exuberant hugs.
06 Aug 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateProblem Number 1:
smartest person on the planet? Seriously, the responsibility of keeping you stupid mooks in line is a hellacious burden. When are you people going to get it together? I'm tired of always having to solve the worlds problems and equally tired of not having my brilliant ideas implimented.
Give me a problem, any problem, and I'll come up with a viab ...[text shortened]... e's children haven't been suffocated by her arm fat during one of her overly exuberant hugs.
Everyday you sound and act a little bit more like Dr. Scribbs. How can we stop this horrific transformation and get back the HoH we all know and love?
06 Aug 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateWhy hasn't my cousins suffocated by my Aunt Debbies arm fat during one of her overly exhuberant hugs???
smartest person on the planet? Seriously, the responsibility of keeping you stupid mooks in line is a hellacious burden. When are you people going to get it together? I'm tired of always having to solve the worlds problems and equally tired of not having my brilliant ideas implimented.
Give me a problem, any problem, and I'll come up with a viab ...[text shortened]... e's children haven't been suffocated by her arm fat during one of her overly exuberant hugs.
06 Aug 07
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Originally posted by Daemon SinThat's a good question. My Cribsification has been a subtle and involuntary transformation. I've been trying to counter the downward spiral into pompous idiocy with a massive consumption of twinkies and ding dongs. Apparently, I'm going to have to up the treatment to include self-flagellation of my nether regions.
Problem Number 1:
Everyday you sound and act a little bit more like Dr. Scribbs. How can we stop this horrific transformation and get back the HoH we all know and love?
Please describe what you would like to see from The Hand in future. Suggested actions include:
- Forum thuggery
- Bullying of Noobs
- Mod stirring
- Inane arguments
- Over the top proposals
- Serious political and social commentary
- Insane blithering
- Sexual inyourendo
- Stories about crapping my pants
- Stories about drunken vomitting
- Stories about blowing things up
- Stories about hurting myself
- Stories about killing defenseless animals with high caliber weapons
- Arrakis thuggery
- Red Night provocation
- Spirtituality spunkification
- Targetted character assassination
06 Aug 07
Originally posted by Jay JoosObviously, they have acquired the Hand's patented Flab Snorkle. This was originally developed to put the finishing touches on a successful chubby chase. Without SCUFBA or my Flab Snorkle, you'll surely suffocate while negotiating terms in the nether regions of a voluptuous hose beast.
Why hasn't my cousins suffocated by my Aunt Debbies arm fat during one of her overly exhuberant hugs???
06 Aug 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI'd settle for someone who knows how to close parentheses.
That's a good question. My Cribsification (also known as has been a subtle and involuntary transformation. I've been trying to counter the downward spiral into pompous idiocy with a massive consumption of twinkies and ding dongs. Apparently, I'm going to have to up the treatment to include self-flagellation of my nether regions.
Please describe ...[text shortened]...
- Red Night provocation
- Spirtituality spunkification
- Targetted character assassination
06 Aug 07
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Originally posted by Starrman/On the contrary, the pressure of having to keep this ship of fools afloat is cracking me~ however, never let it be said that I'm not of singularly enlightened vision when considering what to do about the Starrman problem%
Smart people don't get distracted, you're a fraud.
06 Aug 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateThank you... i just thought they could hold their breath for long periods of time!!!
Obviously, they have acquired the Hand's patented Flab Snorkle. This was originally developed to put the finishing touches on a successful chubby chase. Without SCUFBA or my Flab Snorkle, you'll surely suffocate while negotiating terms in the nether regions of a voluptuous hose beast.
06 Aug 07
Originally posted by Hand of Hecateif we are about to have ourselves an ice age, and the only liveable area will be around the equator; what shull we do with Africa?
smartest person on the planet? Seriously, the responsibility of keeping you stupid mooks in line is a hellacious burden. When are you people going to get it together? I'm tired of always having to solve the worlds problems and equally tired of not having my brilliant ideas implimented.
Give me a problem, any problem, and I'll come up with a viab ...[text shortened]... e's children haven't been suffocated by her arm fat during one of her overly exuberant hugs.
06 Aug 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateIf you can't take the pressure why should we assume your solutions might be robust?
/On the contrary, the pressure of having to keep this ship of fools afloat is cracking me~ however, never let it be said that I'm not of singularly enlightened vision when considering what to do about the Starrman problem%