Why must I always be the...

Originally posted by Starrman
But we're talking about GOD's wisdom, which is absolute, not Moses' which is relative. God being ratified by a dolt is pointless. GOD is ALL POWERFUL and does not deign to suffer dolts in HIS MAJESTY.

You're almost starting to get the picture.

Originally posted by Palynka
You're almost starting to get the picture.

HOH is not GOD.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm an oxymormon, get it right.

OxyMORON AKA Hand of Hecate

Originally posted by yo its me
OxyMORON AKA Hand of Hecate

Please stop. You've made enough of a fool of yourself as it is.

Originally posted by Palynka
Please stop. You've made enough of a fool of yourself as it is.

How clever you are.

What a fool I am.

I can only aspire and admire from afar.

Originally posted by yo its me
How clever you are.

What a fool I am.

I can only aspire and admire from afar.

Good. Admitting your problem is the first step towards recovery. Maybe there's still hope for you.

Originally posted by Palynka
Good. Admitting your problem is the first step towards recovery. Maybe there's still hope for you.

Ummm maybe you'd be the judge of that

Originally posted by yo its me
Ummm maybe you'd be the judge of that

Don't forget jury and executioner, as well.

Originally posted by Palynka
Don't forget jury and executioner, as well.

But it is I who holds the axe.

Originally posted by rmacken
But it is I who holds the axe.

Don't believe everything you see on TV.

Originally posted by Starrman
HOH is not GOD.

Prove it.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
smartest person on the planet? Seriously, the responsibility of keeping you stupid mooks in line is a hellacious burden. When are you people going to get it together? I'm tired of always having to solve the worlds problems and equally tired of not having my brilliant ideas implimented.

Give me a problem, any problem, and I'll come up with a viab ...[text shortened]... e's children haven't been suffocated by her arm fat during one of her overly exuberant hugs.

So, the "smartest person on the planet" can't be bothered with accepted spelling standards?
To wit:
worlds instead of world's
implimented instead of implemented


And that's just the first salvo, which speaks nothing of the silly syntax blunders, noted and otherwise. Apparently "Hand of Hecate" isn't accurate. Perhaps "Ham Hand of Hecate" would be more in line with reality.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
smartest person on the planet? Seriously, the responsibility of keeping you stupid mooks in line is a hellacious burden. When are you people going to get it together? I'm tired of always having to solve the worlds problems and equally tired of not having my brilliant ideas implimented.

Give me a problem, any problem, and I'll come up with a viab ...[text shortened]... e's children haven't been suffocated by her arm fat during one of her overly exuberant hugs.

Will I have sex with Lys this month? So yes in which ways? So no, why not?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
That's a good question. My Cribsification has been a subtle and involuntary transformation. I've been trying to counter the downward spiral into pompous idiocy with a massive consumption of twinkies and ding dongs. Apparently, I'm going to have to up the treatment to include self-flagellation of my nether regions.

Please describe what you would ...[text shortened]...
- Red Night provocation
- Spirtituality spunkification
- Targetted character assassination

I'd like to hear some stories of you crapping your pants.
please do enlighten oh wise one.

Originally posted by rmacken
But it is I who holds the axe.

Always suspected you were one of those "pervy body spray" types.

Unfortunately, I think they discontinued the "PEZ scent". That was more suited to your target audience.