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better a good smelling perv than a stinky creeper I always say.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Always suspected you were one of those "pervy body spray" types.

Unfortunately, I think they discontinued the "PEZ scent". That was more suited to your target audience.
I haven't got a clue what you are going on about but from the sounds of your drivelling crap, you are talking from experience?

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Originally posted by MetBierOp
Will I have sex with Lys this month? So yes in which ways? So no, why not?
If your name is Lys, then most assuredly. You'll attempt a number of methods to spice up your self fornification. These will include The Stranger, The Corkscrew Backslide and the ill advise Fist of Fury (involving a fist full of broken glass and rock salt). If your name is not Lys, then you have a less than 10% chance of getting in this dude's pants. The primary reason being that you have apparently taken a nose dive out of the fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
If your name is Lys, then most assuredly. You'll attempt a number of methods to spice up your self fornification. These will include The Stranger, The Corkscrew Backslide and the ill advise Fist of Fury (involving a fist full of broken glass and rock salt). If your name is not Lys, then you have a less than 10% chance of getting in this dude's pant ...[text shortened]... have apparently taken a nose dive out of the fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
will he utilise the Hand of Hecate techinique ???

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Originally posted by rmacken
I haven't got a clue what you are going on about but from the sounds of your drivelling crap, you are talking from experience?
I believe he is inferring that you are a weenie toucher. I can't comment on whether or not this is true. However, it is apparent from quantitative and qualitative empirical evidence that you are a twisted sicko.

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Originally posted by Choreant
will he utilise the Hand of Hecate techinique ???
Don't be silly, he's not nearly experienced enough to attempt such an advanced technique.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I believe he is inferring that you are a weenie toucher. I can't comment on whether or not this is true. However, it is apparent from quantitative and qualitative empirical evidence that you are a twisted sicko.
enough blabbering, where the crap in your pants stories at?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Always suspected you were one of those "pervy body spray" types.

Unfortunately, I think they discontinued the "PEZ scent".
Forum candy.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
enough blabbering, where the crap in your pants stories at?
OK, here's a quick one from about 3 years ago. I went to a State Fair and bought a 'Premium Pass' to the Food Court. I then proceeded to make a complete pig of myself by eating the following:
- 2 butter coated corn on the cobs
- 1 turkey leg
- 3 fried pastry sugar coated things
- 2 slices of thin crust pizza
- 1 extra large strawberry short cake
- 1 Dove icecream bar
- 1 lemonade
- 1 cup of chicken curry
- 1/2 a lamb kabob
- 1/2 a toffee apple
- 7-8 assorted beers from The Oktoberfest Beer Garden

I was in fine form, never have so few eaten so much for so little money. Anyway, I felt a grubble in the ol'belly and headed for the restroom. The restroom was jamb packed and in disgusting condition. The grumble seemed to pass so I decided to go on the Pirate Ship Ride with a couple of friends and their kids. Needless to say I shot a brown streak into my shorts on the second swing, got off the horribly polluted ride and ran for the car. So much for a day at the fair.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I believe he is inferring that you are a weenie toucher. I can't comment on whether or not this is true. However, it is apparent from quantitative and qualitative empirical evidence that you are a twisted sicko.
Twisted sicko maybe (pre-requisite of being a Donkey!)

weenie toucher, no, I leave that up to the faggots on this site.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
smartest person on the planet? Seriously, the responsibility of keeping you stupid mooks in line is a hellacious burden. When are you people going to get it together? I'm tired of always having to solve the worlds problems and equally tired of not having my brilliant ideas implimented.

Give me a problem, any problem, and I'll come up with a viab ...[text shortened]... e's children haven't been suffocated by her arm fat during one of her overly exuberant hugs.
How do you get everyone in the world to follow any plan that will solve world hunger or whatever?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
OK, here's a quick one from about 3 years ago. I went to a State Fair and bought a 'Premium Pass' to the Food Court. I then proceeded to make a complete pig of myself by eating the following:
- 2 butter coated corn on the cobs
- 1 turkey leg
- 3 fried pastry sugar coated things
- 2 slices of thin crust pizza
- 1 extra large strawberry short cake ...[text shortened]... ing, got off the horribly polluted ride and ran for the car. So much for a day at the fair.
3 fried pastry sugar coated things

They're called churros. So much for being the smartest man! Hah!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
How do you get everyone in the world to follow any plan that will solve world hunger or whatever?
Lay off the pipe pot head.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
3 fried pastry sugar coated things

They're called churros. So much for being the smartest man! Hah!
They were funnel cakes and elephant ears you inbred git. How dare you question me.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
smartest person on the planet? Seriously, the responsibility of keeping you stupid mooks in line is a hellacious burden. When are you people going to get it together? I'm tired of always having to solve the worlds problems and equally tired of not having my brilliant ideas implimented.

Give me a problem, any problem, and I'll come up with a viab ...[text shortened]... e's children haven't been suffocated by her arm fat during one of her overly exuberant hugs.
Q. Is Hand of Hecate the smartest person in the world?

A. (i) world's problems
(ii) implemented

Conclusion: probably not