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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
3 fried pastry sugar coated things

They're called churros. So much for being the smartest man! Hah!
"Fried pastry sugar coated thing" could be any number of things...funnel cake, zepolis, churros...etc.

--in that order.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Q. Is Hand of Hecate the smartest person in the world?

A. (i) [b]world's problems
(ii) implemented

Conclusion: probably not[/b]
You needed spelling mistakes to come to that conclusion ? That says more about you than it does about him, bro. 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You needed spelling mistakes to come to that conclusion ? That says more about you than it does about him, bro. 😛
Well, we can all be thankful that you don't personify the litmus test for what passes for brilliance on this site.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Well, we can all be thankful that you don't personify the litmus test for what passes for brilliance on this site.
From a gimp like you, i take that as a compliment.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Q. Is Hand of Hecate the smartest person in the world?

A. (i) [b]world's problems
(ii) implemented

Conclusion: probably not[/b]
You think those spelling errors are an accident? Think again!

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Originally posted by Palynka
You think those spelling errors are an accident? Think again!
I think you were an accident.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
OK, here's a quick one from about 3 years ago. I went to a State Fair and bought a 'Premium Pass' to the Food Court. I then proceeded to make a complete pig of myself by eating the following:
- 2 butter coated corn on the cobs
- 1 turkey leg
- 3 fried pastry sugar coated things
- 2 slices of thin crust pizza
- 1 extra large strawberry short cake ...[text shortened]... ing, got off the horribly polluted ride and ran for the car. So much for a day at the fair.
you stole that story from "The Very Hungry Caterpillar".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Very_Hungry_Caterpillar

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You know, for a smart person. You talk alot of "ka!@#$at". Sorry, after reading all your statements. It's the best word I could use🙂

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
smartest person on the planet? Seriously, the responsibility of keeping you stupid mooks in line is a hellacious burden. When are you people going to get it together? I'm tired of always having to solve the worlds problems and equally tired of not having my brilliant ideas implimented.

Give me a problem, any problem, and I'll come up with a viab ...[text shortened]... e's children haven't been suffocated by her arm fat during one of her overly exuberant hugs.
Take it to the PFC* private forum, Spanky.



* Or whatever you're calling yourselves this month.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Take it to the PFC* private forum, Spanky.



* Or whatever you're calling yourselves this month.
Who let the kitchen door open?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Please describe what you would like to see from The Hand in future.
Evaginate yourself.