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Puns and One-liners

Puns and One-liners

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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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A good pun is its own reword.

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@orangutan said
A good pun is its own reword.
Why are you wearing her suit, Brewster?

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

-VR

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between dystopia and utopia lies thistopia

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i told them i didn't want to be psychoanalyzed
they called me a freudy cat

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For you to make an 8 letter word, your scrabble buddy had to have done the same.

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