Yes, indeed, the divan of Dr. Seitse is back for all of you, my dear tortured souls.
Do you wake up in the middle of the night covered in pee and crying?
Are your private parts dry for lack of use and you are seriously thinking about onanism as a lifestyle?
Do you feel your emptiness is so big not even a Big Mac can fill it?
Are you actually considering this post as a serious option for treatment?
BECAUSE THE SHAME IS LESS IF YOU SHARE IT
Come and post your problems!
For Dr. Seitse and his highly qualified team of professionals shall assist you.
Sincerely,
Dr. Seitse, MD, DBA, PhD
University of Kuala Lumpur
Institute of Higher Studies of Northern Faroe
Catholic Academy of Applied Sciences of Tehran
Licensed to practice psychology in 42 villages of Nebraska,
Belize, Bangladesh, some places of Hungary, and Las Vegas
Assisted by professional male nurse Stocken (usually while wearing
high heels).
Originally posted by SeitseLMAO😵
Yes, indeed, the divan of Dr. Seitse is back for all of you, my dear tortured souls.
[b]Do you wake up in the middle of the night covered in pee and crying?
Are your private parts dry for lack of use and you are seriously thinking about onanism as a lifestyle?
Do you feel your emptiness is so big not even a Big Mac can fill it?
[ ...[text shortened]... as Vegas[/i]
Assisted by professional male nurse Stocken (usually while wearing
high heels).[/b]
Originally posted by SeitseSo, I am your nurse and I can see well with a dress. Two beerer, to please.
Du är min sjuksköterska, och du ser bra med en klänning.
Två öler, behaga. Meaten är i ugnen, och din syster hoas.
Please, assistant male nurse, bring the next patient.
[b]NEXT!![/b]
Meat's in the owen and my sister is howled upon.
You're no psychologist. You're a comedian. 😵
(Sorry, Seitse. I realise that Swedish is not your first language, and you did
fairly well for a beginner, I have to admit.)
Of course I'm your nurse. Who wants to see Seitse first then?
Originally posted by stockentoo late.. i posted before reading that... please just help me im in dire need hahaha
For Doctor Seitse to help you, you must first fill in this form:
Planet of origin:
Official age:
Real age:
Sexual orientation:
Sexual deviation:
Your problem:
Thanks.
Nurse Stocken.
Originally posted by bubOh, Sweetie. Nobody is beyond help. Fill in the form and wait here please.
Im beyond help 😞
* Wiggling my hips as I walk out the room, hoping the Doctor looks (not
wearing a dress, I can't see) slamming into the doorpost - nervous giggle -
moving on - nothing to see here *
Originally posted by MissShellNo problem at all. Let's work on it.
i cant stop listening to Shakira's "Hips Dont Lie" and dancing around...
what should i do?
After you PM your personal details to nurse Stocken (including your
phone number, measures, sexual deviations, and address), the
first thing you should do is:
1. Dress up
2. Go to your local record store
3. Buy all the Ricky Martin CDs
4. Listen to all of them until your head is about to explode
After doing that, you will realize there is nothing (that) wrong with
Shakira and worst things can happen.
Do not forget to PM your personal details to nurse Stocken.
P.S. Try to webcam yourself dancing, e-mail nurse Stocken the video,
and send an authorization for him to profit from sharing the video
online.