Christians please pray!

According to Amnesty International, East Timor abolished the Death Penalty in law and practice in 1999.

Originally posted by Wulebgr
The Creator. Who else, silly?

Just because I am fairly certain that the Creator is not a Christian, and indeed am not entirely sure that she or he is even real, does not mean that I have no one to whom I may direct my prayers.

I've prayed all my life, first as a Catholic, then as an Evangelical, and now as a believing agnostic. I've also prayed with ...[text shortened]... do not have the monopoly on prayer. In fact, I doubt they are even as good at it as many others.

I appologise for hurting your feelings. I am sure God will hear an earnest prayer.

Originally posted by darvlay
According to Amnesty International, East Timor abolished the Death Penalty in law and practice in 1999.

LOL

Originally posted by dj2becker
I had asked the Christians to pray.

My appologies. Anyone is welcome to pray. Thank you in advance.

I appreciate your ecumenical commitments. John 14:6

Originally posted by sasquatch672
http://www.fbc-misawa.org/missionaries/Flores.htm

It's a hoax. You guys - there's something wrong with you.

Do you know how hard it is to recall a prayer? I wonder if I can get instore credit?

Originally posted by sasquatch672
http://www.fbc-misawa.org/missionaries/Flores.htm

It's a hoax. You guys - there's something wrong with you.

Phew! Thank God we haven't regressed into a society of savages... yet! Although perhaps we should all continue to pray that Mr. Flores no longer receive flaming bags of sh-t on his doorstep. 😛

Originally posted by dj2becker
I'm not sure. I suppose he probably told some people that Jesus loves them.

Perhaps he's a paedophile. Cmon, you must do better than that

dj2becker, I recommend you say a prayer for forgiveness for committing this Spiritual fraud.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
I don't think so. I think it gets applied to whatever you were praying for. Prayers work like debit cards - once you use it the money's out of your bank. But now there's extra, EXTRA insurance for Ferdie to not get beaten to death - but only by the government. Because no one prayed "Please do not let Pastor Ferdie be beaten to death by a violent gang", so that's still out there.

Oh...My....God...

That is EXACTLY what I prayed for….I prayed he would not be beaten by an angry mob!

AND IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!

See how wrong all you skeptics have been! Can you see the error of your ways! REPENT…REPENT I SAY!

RTh

Originally posted by sasquatch672
http://www.fbc-misawa.org/missionaries/Flores.htm

It's a hoax. You guys - there's something wrong with you.

This is absolutely despicable, dj2. You should be ashamed of yourself.

All of this raises some questions: if I speak in tongues while praying for Ferdie's family to be comforted in their grief, will the Holy Spirit cause me to utter more appropriate prayers? Wouldn't an interpretation be necessary in such a situation so that I realize how deluded I have been?