Originally posted by AgergThe King James Version does mention unicorns several times, it is later versions that took unicorns out and replaced them with wild oxen, etc.
And why would I want to read that!? I'm hardly likely to learn much about the creator of our universe from a book that doesn't mention unicorns am I!?
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Originally posted by josephwMy faith in the Unicorn is strong. My way is his way. I go where He takes me.
You believe in blind faith don't you?
You fail to see the obviousness of creation. That is why you stumble at faith. But you don't really fail to see creation. What you fail at is being real. That's what's eating at your insides. You kick and scream like a baby that can't have its way. You think you are entitled to more light than the rest of us.
We are all entitled to the light. All we have to do is call out to Him. Just repeat this little prayer after me.
"Oh Great Unicorn, I realize that my path ends only in destruction.
I entreat you, by the power of your Holy Horn, to pierce the doubt
and disbelief in my heart. I want to walk with you and follow your path.
I want to take hold of your Holy Saddle and ride with you forever. Amen."
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Originally posted by SwissGambitYeah that works for before sex prayer as well.
My faith in the Unicorn is strong. My way is his way. I go where He takes me.
We are [b]all entitled to the light. All we have to do is call out to Him. Just repeat this little prayer after me.
"Oh Great Unicorn, I realize that my path ends only in destruction.
I entreat you, by the power of your Holy Horn, to pierce the doubt
and disbelief i ...[text shortened]... d follow your path.
I want to take hold of your Holy Saddle and ride with you forever. Amen."[/b]
Originally posted by SwissGambitHowever, the God of the Holy Bible says, "You shall have no other gods before Me." There are grave consequences for those that ignore this command, so take heed.
My faith in the Unicorn is strong. My way is his way. I go where He takes me.
We are [b]all entitled to the light. All we have to do is call out to Him. Just repeat this little prayer after me.
"Oh Great Unicorn, I realize that my path ends only in destruction.
I entreat you, by the power of your Holy Horn, to pierce the doubt
and disbelief i ...[text shortened]... d follow your path.
I want to take hold of your Holy Saddle and ride with you forever. Amen."[/b]
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Originally posted by RJHindsIs Bible god The Unicorn!???
However, the God of the Holy Bible says, "You shall have no other gods before Me." There are grave consequences for those that ignore this command, so take heed.
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didn't think so! and so since yours is just a false god, then who cares what the Bible says on the matter!? 😵
The Destructor
Originally posted by RJHindsTo quote Agerg...
There are many man-made gods, but there is only One True Triune God not made with hands. My God is awesome because He loves me.
The Instructor
Is Bible god The Unicorn!???
didn't think so! and so since yours is just a false god, then who cares what the Bible says on the matter!?
--- Penguin
Originally posted by SwissGambitDidn't work for me but got the wife to recite it while ...
My faith in the Unicorn is strong. My way is his way. I go where He takes me.
We are [b]all entitled to the light. All we have to do is call out to Him. Just repeat this little prayer after me.
"Oh Great Unicorn, I realize that my path ends only in destruction.
I entreat you, by the power of your Holy Horn, to pierce the doubt
and disbelief i ...[text shortened]... d follow your path.
I want to take hold of your Holy Saddle and ride with you forever. Amen."[/b]
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Originally posted by PenguinI believe my God of the Holy Bible is the true God and therefore what is written in it matters to me. If you don't care, then that is your loss.
To quote Agerg...
Is Bible god The Unicorn!???
didn't think so! and so since yours is just a false god, then who cares what the Bible says on the matter!?
--- Penguin
The Instructor
Originally posted by PenguinI am not inspired to do that, because the Great Indian Rhino (Rhinoceros unicornis) or as you call it the Great Unicorn does exist. The Holy Bible indicates it is very stong, but it is not something you should worship like God.
Well if you can prove to me that the Great Unicorn is a figment of my imagination then I will gladly change my allegiance...
--- Penguin.
Great Indian Rhino (Rhinoceros unicornis)
http://www.wildvistas.com/fauna/rhino/rhino.html
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Originally posted by RJHindsWe have told you many times that the Great Unicorn is not a rhinoceros.
I am not inspired to do that, because the Great Indian Rhino (Rhinoceros unicornis) or as you call it the Great Unicorn does exist. The Holy Bible indicates it is very stong, but it is not something you should worship like God.
Great Indian Rhino (Rhinoceros unicornis)
http://www.wildvistas.com/fauna/rhino/rhino.html
The Instructor
Are rhinoceros invisible? No.
Are rhinoceros pink? Or blue? No.
Are rhinoceros magical? No.
And the point astoundingly still eludes you!
Penguin.