If you met God....

If you met God....

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Devout Agnostic.

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...What would you say/ask/tell the big chap ?


Let's say he exist (sorry athiests), and you actually met him/her/it....What would your first sensible/legible words be ?

Outkast

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
...What would you say/ask/tell the big chap ?


Let's say he exist (sorry athiests), and you actually met him/her/it....What would your first sensible/legible words be ?
Did RBHill really get married?

s

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Where's the booze?

Already mated

Omaha, Nebraska, USA

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What were you thinking?

Hunter of Texas Pete

....thats a secret

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If I ask you a question and shake my Bible...
will I see an answer like those magic 8 balls?

Hunter of Texas Pete

....thats a secret

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Where do all those odd socks go to?

Hunter of Texas Pete

....thats a secret

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How did you fit ALL the animals in an ark, and how did you stop them eating each other?

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Seeing as you actually exist, why did you let John Lennon die & Barry Manilow live?

S
Caninus Interruptus

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
...What would you say/ask/tell the big chap ?


Let\\\'s say he exist (sorry athiests), and you actually met him/her/it....What would your first sensible/legible words be ?
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, while hot dogs buns come in packages of 8?

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AGW Hitman

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
...What would you say/ask/tell the big chap ?


Let's say he exist (sorry athiests), and you actually met him/her/it....What would your first sensible/legible words be ?
My first words to God if I found out (s)he/it existed and was standing in front of me would be...

"Where's the bar in this place?"

j

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
...What would you say/ask/tell the big chap ?


Let's say he exist (sorry athiests), and you actually met him/her/it....What would your first sensible/legible words be ?
Thank you God I can stand before you in perfect peace. I stand before you clothed in the blood of Jesus Christ, my only righteous covering and the only basis upon which I can appear before your holiness.

Thank you Father. I love you.

r

Tony, kiss mine!

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Originally posted by jaywill
Thank you God I can stand before you in [b] perfect peace. I stand before you clothed in the blood of Jesus Christ, my only righteous covering and the only basis upon which I can appear before your holiness.

Thank you Father. I love you.[/b]
took this long to get an intelligent/correct response
yes, obviouse to me i immediate praise...
however, let's assume that eternal praise can wait (which it wouldn't)
I'd ask him why he set up the world
not how he did it, not why he made certain parts the way he did, but why He did it, i'd also have to call the whole free will thing into question, as I don't think that worked out so well for His cause

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
took this long to get an intelligent/correct response
I do believe you\'re mistaken. Only people who agree with me are intelligent and/or correct.

Hmmm . . .

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Ask if I can be the water-carrying bodhisattva in hell. And if I have loved ones in hell, ask if it’s too late for me to “lay down my soul” (John 15:13) for them, so’s they can have eternal bliss.

The worst he can say is, “No.”

L

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I would love to meet God.