What do you get if you were to cross a black pimp wit evangelist Benny Hinn? Anybody? Anybody? OK, I let you off on this one. May I introduce you to The Right Reverend Frederick Eikerenkoetter. Long before Benny Hinn. Long Before Jimmy Swaggert. Long before Jim Bakker there was Reverend "Ike." From humble beginnings in South Carolina, this brotha perfected two things. The gerry curl and gettin Rolls Royces like nobody else. He combined a strange mixture of theology and psychology (though I wouldn't call it that) and the end result was $MONEY$. There is no bowing of ya head when this brotha prays, no sir! See it is all gonna come down from heaven so you better be lookin up!
Here is his philosophy (though I wouldn't call it that): "My philosophy may be described as self-image psychology. The ultimate goal is to teach the individual to master his/her own mind and affairs by changing his/her own self-image and attitude. Through positive self-awareness, the individual can change the conditions and circumstances in his or her own life. I teach the individual that they can BE what they want to be, DO what they want to do and HAVE what they want to have, through the Presence and Power of God, whcih is in each person."
This brotha is real deep too. Here's an example that I have yet to hear a sisngle brainy-type on RHP explain to me what the hell this means: "Giving presupposes that I have and brings to pass that which it presupposes."
All I can say is that it put many a Rolls Royce in his driveway. Pay Reverend Eikerenkoetter a visit at www.revike.org. If you all get a Rolls, please let us know. God bless.