The battle within

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Come on, tiger. Don’t be so disagreeable.

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You misread his post due to your bloodshot eyes and throbbing noggin. No more posting for you til your homework’s done, you clean up your room and you pay your pub tab.

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Off to the pub soon? I hear you like to get there by 7 a.m. to drink your breakfast.

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A productive day at the pub?

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You just can’t wait for that first pint.

I noticed about an hour ago you have me on ignore. When did you do that, tiger?

You and I both know you couldn’t ignore me if your life depended on it.

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Did you mean to write “going on 2 a.m.”

You’re half in the bag already.

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I wrote in the subject field “What up diggity?” and left the message box blank.