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I believe that when Jesus shows up all the unbelievers in the world will crap their pants. 😲 😉

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Originally posted by josephw
I believe that when Jesus shows up all the unbelievers in the world will crap their pants. 😲 😉
First mega poop occurs at the 'exanastasis' (exodus or rapture).

Next one at the second advent (seven tumultuous years later).




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Originally posted by josephw
I believe that when Jesus shows up all the unbelievers in the world will crap their pants. 😲 😉
I wont crap my pants.
I'm not a believer on an unbeliever.
If Jesus is coming, good. I got a few questions for him.

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
I wont crap my pants.
I'm not a believer on an unbeliever.
If Jesus is coming, good. I got a few questions for him.
I don't think He'll hold a press conference and have a Q&A session.😲

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Originally posted by josephw
I believe that when Jesus shows up all the unbelievers in the world will crap their pants. 😲 😉
Especially those who believed in the teachings of Paul and others rather than His teachings.

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Originally posted by josephw
I believe that when Jesus shows up all the unbelievers in the world will crap their pants. 😲 😉
Beware the Vogon Destructor Fleet!

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Originally posted by josephw
I believe that when Jesus shows up all the unbelievers in the world will crap their pants. 😲 😉
When Jesus finally turns up, then unbelievers will cheer, and the fundamentalists with crap *their* pants, big time.

However, I don't even think fundamentalists will recognize the new Jesus.

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
When Jesus finally turns up, then unbelievers will cheer, and the fundamentalists with crap *their* pants, big time.

However, I don't even think fundamentalists will recognize the new Jesus.
What will the new jesus do and say, that he didnt do and say already?

Vishva

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Originally posted by vishvahetu
What will the new jesus do and say, that he didnt do and say already?

Vishva
You mean that a duplicate Jesus is not necessary? And that the old Jesus is obsolete?

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Originally posted by PinkFloyd
I don't think He'll hold a press conference and have a Q&A session.😲
Why not? It seems totally logical to me. After all this is a different world that he left. I doubt he would have to fear being strung up again.
The dalai lama speaks publically despite being persecuted , why wouldn't jesus?
Or did you have a different angle on why he wouldn't give apress conference?

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Originally posted by TerrierJack
Beware the Vogon Destructor Fleet!
Are they reptillian?

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
The dalai lama speaks publically despite being persecuted , why wouldn't jesus?
Or did you have a different angle on why he wouldn't give apress conference?
The last time Jesus tried something similar, he was hanged.

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Originally posted by josephw
I believe that when Jesus shows up all the unbelievers in the world will crap their pants. 😲 😉
You cultists freak me out.

I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ.

Gandhi

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Those who think they posess the Truth aren't even near it.
Those who are searching for the Truth will eventually reach it.
- An old Chinese saying that I just invented

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
The last time Jesus tried something similar, he was hanged.
He wouldn't be persecuted in modern times, otherwise he would be proven even more right than the current control wants.

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