1. Standard memberkaroly aczel
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    08 Jul '10 08:52
    How would you recognize jesus? Because he said his name was jesus? lol!
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    08 Jul '10 08:58
    Originally posted by karoly aczel
    He wouldn't be persecuted in modern times, otherwise he would be proven even more right than the current control wants.
    I wonder in what denomination he would be accepted. JW? 😀
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    08 Jul '10 10:02
    Originally posted by vishvahetu
    What will the new jesus do and say, that he didnt do and say already?

    Vishva
    Nothing. There'll be no "Left Behind"-style rapturous grabbing of some believers, then a mass confusion where after 7 years He'll have to come yet again (the third coming?) to dethrone the False Prophet and Anti-Christ, then rule 1000 years in peace only to then allow Satan out of a pit to run amok for a season, after which He'll have to come back (fourth coming) and put things back in order.

    He will say nothing. It will be very quick. The quick and the dead shall all be judged, there will be two possible paths for each of the judged---one to eternal life; the other---not so much. And thaty my friends will be that.
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    08 Jul '10 14:53
    Originally posted by FabianFnas
    Those who think they posess the Truth aren't even near it.
    Those who are searching for the Truth will eventually reach it.
    - An old Chinese saying that I just invented
    Great possession you got there.
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    08 Jul '10 14:58
    Originally posted by karoly aczel
    I wont crap my pants.
    I'm not a believer on an unbeliever.
    If Jesus is coming, good. I got a few questions for him.
    And the voice of the arch angel will sound like a trumpet and the dead in Christ will rise first. Suddenly, as He is preparing the enforcement of His administration, the Lord Jesus Christ will stop the proceedings, announcing: "Please bring karoly aczel forward. She has questions which I must answer prior to this establishment of My kingdom."

    Or, something like that. Get the hell over yourself, lady.
  6. Standard memberavalanchethecat
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    08 Jul '10 18:04
    Originally posted by josephw
    I believe that when Jesus shows up all the unbelievers in the world will crap their pants. 😲 😉
    I rather suspect that your holier-than-thou attitude will count against you if you're right. You have such pride in your faith!
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    08 Jul '10 22:03
    Originally posted by avalanchethecat
    I rather suspect that your holier-than-thou attitude will count against you if you're right. You have such pride in your faith!
    And wrath against non-believers.
  8. Standard memberkaroly aczel
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    08 Jul '10 22:261 edit
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    And the voice of the arch angel will sound like a trumpet and the dead in Christ will rise first. Suddenly, as He is preparing the enforcement of His administration, the Lord Jesus Christ will stop the proceedings, announcing: "Please bring karoly aczel forward. She has questions which I must answer prior to this establishment of My kingdom."

    Or, something like that. Get the hell over yourself, lady.
    In my experience all decent religous people have been willing to answer questions. Would jesus be an exception then?
    Or maybe all will be revealed and I wont need to ask?
    edit:you know I'm a guy right?
  9. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    09 Jul '10 01:03
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    You cultists freak me out.

    I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ.

    Gandhi
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  10. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    09 Jul '10 01:07
    Originally posted by karoly aczel

    How would you recognize jesus? Because he said his name was jesus? lol!
    You've somehow managed to get things seriously reversed.

    Only question of consequence is... 'Will He recognize you'.



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  11. Standard memberAThousandYoung
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    09 Jul '10 01:13
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    rec'd
    That was unexpected. Hi Grampy!
  12. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    09 Jul '10 01:15
    Originally posted by karoly aczel

    In my experience all decent religous people have been willing to answer questions. Would jesus be an exception then?
    Or maybe all will be revealed and I wont need to ask?
    edit:you know I'm a guy right?
    To repeat, Christianity isn't a religion but rather a vertical royal family relationship.

    All religions (as in every last one) are little more or less than cheap counterfeits.



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  13. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    09 Jul '10 02:02
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    That was unexpected. Hi Grampy!
    Greetings from afar to you, ATY. Trust all is well with you and your family.
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    09 Jul '10 08:28
    Originally posted by josephw
    I believe that when Jesus shows up all the unbelievers in the world will crap their pants. 😲 😉
    i believe when jesus comes he will smack the living crap out of you for believing in a bloodthirsty monster and not in him.
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    09 Jul '10 09:35
    Originally posted by Zahlanzi
    i believe when jesus comes he will smack the living crap out of you for believing in a bloodthirsty monster and not in him.
    to Zahlanzi

    Ditto !

    vishva
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