Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeI’ve convinced myself of some pretty stupid things in much less time that that.
You think 6 months would be long enough?
Originally posted by @js357You and me both sir.
I’ve convinced myself of some pretty stupid things in much less time than that.
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Originally posted by @bigdoggproblemHow did I miss this piece of forum gold?
Song of Solomon for fapping. 😵
Straight to The pool room !
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeGenesis.
Aliens, for reasons only known to them and Howard from the Halifax adverts, have imprisoned you in small room where you will remain for 6 months in isolation. As well as providing all the food and water you need to survive, the aliens have also allowed you to take 'one' book from the Bible into the room with you for spiritual sustenance. (Not the en ...[text shortened]... s or people from other religions can choose a small text of their choosing outside of the Bible.
Originally posted by @rajk999
You only exercise your mouth.
You need to have your heart regenerated.
You only exercise your mouth.
How do you know that I only exercise my mouth ?
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Originally posted by @secondsonWell, it's a beginning.
Genesis.
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Edit: Pre-morning coffee, I'm not even sure the above comment is funny.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeIt does make it up to "punny", though.
Well, it's a beginning.
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Edit: Pre-morning coffee, I'm not even sure the above comment is funny.
Originally posted by @suziannePunny or puny?
It does make it up to "punny", though.
The gulf between is immense.
Originally posted by @tom-wolseySleep alludes me sir,
The obvious word was "punny" and besides, do you think Suzianne would misspell a word?
Glad you're back to posting, where the hell have you been.
caffeine keeps me standing,
haven't even watched the news,
for all I know, aliens could be landing.