I just try to get a little shut eye, and I wake up to find this blasphemous bologna!
How can you still be so confused about Muffy?
A number of skeptics have said that Muffy created God. But God by definition is the uncreated creator of the universe, so the statement ‘Muffy created God’ is illogical, just like ‘The bachelor is married!’
No, by definition, God is a mediocre, underachieving deity, created by Muffy. Muffy by definition is the creator of God, so saying that God is the "uncreated Creator" is illogical, just like saying, "The bachelor is married!"
You seem to have a hard time grasping the super-spiritual. All the things you say about God are true in the natural sense. God has no beginning in the natural. He is "uncreated" in this way. However God is bounded by the supernatural. This is the dimension in which God resides. Muffy resides throughout and beyond the supernatural dimension.
Everything which has a beginning has a cause.
The universe has a beginning.
Therefore the universe has a cause.
Kalam's Cosmological Argument. Where's Bbar? He'd have a field day with this one.
Thank you dj2 for all the argument about the universe having a beginning. In the future, however, I encourage you to save your wrist the stress of all that copy and paste.
You see I have no objection to Kalam's Cosmological Argument as a Muffin. This argument is excellent support for Muffy!
Muffy is the cause of the natural. Your underachieving idol made this particular universe in which we reside which is just a subset of the natural. If it helps you to understand, you can think of it like God made a sandcastle, while Muffy made the beach. So yes our particular universe (outer space) has a cause (God). The Universe meaning "the entirety of the natural of which our universe is a subset" also has a cause (Muffy).
God, unlike the universe, had no beginning, so doesn’t need a cause. In addition, . . . [s]ince God, by definition, is the creator of the whole universe, he is the creator of time. Therefore He is not limited by the time dimension He created, so has no beginning in time
I've gone over this before with you. Time, as you point out here, is a property of the natural world. Your deity has no beginning in time, because he has no beginning in the natural world. Time however is not the only dimension in which something can have a beginning. Even in the natural this is true. Consider that a road can have a beginning without specifying a time. A book can also have a beginning in the same way.
While your god, God, has no beginning in time, your god has a beginning in spiritual dimensions, just like a book has a beginning in natural dimensions.
Since everything that has a beginning has a cause by Kalam's Cosmological Argument, your god, which has beginning, also has a cause: Muffy.