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Why Muffy does not exist...

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Originally posted by dj2becker
You are saying that the proof of Muffy's existance is God. But at the same time you are saying that God does not exist. You are simply going on in a mindless contradiction.
dj2, you have overlooked a way in which one could be an atheist and a Muffin at the same time.

Muffy created gods, including your god, God.

All gods, including your god, God, have been destroyed. (Perhaps Muffy got tired of their ridiculous egos) Therefore there are no gods.

- An atheistic Muffin.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
*rotfl*
It's done. This thread converted me. I have become a muffin!
Praise be to Muffy! Great work Brother Star. I exhort you Brother Nord to go out and speak the good reason of Muffy.

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Originally posted by dj2becker
I sure do. I have God's word.

[b]Revelation 1:8 - I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.[/b]
Dj2, the Mighty Compass, Maker of Perfect Circles!

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Originally posted by telerion
Dj2, the Mighty Compass, Maker of Perfect Circles!
seriously ,, how would God know if he always was?

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Originally posted by dj2becker
I sure do. I have God's word.

[b]Revelation 1:8 - I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.[/b]
What evidence do you have that this is actually God's word? And even assuming it is, what evidence do you have that it's true?

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Hasn't anyone asked the obvious question yet who created Muffy ? 😕

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Originally posted by frogstomp
seriously ,, how would God know if he always was?
Because he is omniscient by definition.

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Originally posted by ivanhoe


Hasn't anyone asked the obvious question yet who created Muffy ? 😕


May I suggest Fluffy ?

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Muffy came out of the Bigger Bang. (Or maybe the Biggest Bang)

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Originally posted by ivanhoe


Hasn't anyone asked the obvious question yet who created Muffy ? 😕
I believe Lu's Hammer did. He even provided a hypothetical maker Buffy. While this is possible, such thoughts detract from the purpose of Muffyism.

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Originally posted by dj2becker
A number of skeptics have said that Muffy created God. But God by definition is the uncreated creator of the universe, so the statement ‘Muffy created God’ is illogical, just like ‘The bachelor is married!’
who says that the definition of 'God' is the 'uncreated creator of the universe'? where are you getting that? does it specifically say in the bible that god is uncreated? maybe it does -- i'm just asking. but i think your definition is fishy.

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Originally posted by telerion
I believe Lu's Hammer did. He even provided a hypothetical maker Buffy. While this is possible, such thoughts detract from the purpose of Muffyism.

Said purpose being the providing of a ridiculously baroque reductio ad absurdum of Coletti's claim that the natural necessitates a supernatural? Of course a regress threatens, but Muffy is not the only victim...

Wonderful thread, by the way. Well done!

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Originally posted by bbarr
Said purpose being the providing of a ridiculously baroque reductio ad absurdum of Coletti's claim that the natural necessitates a supernatural? Of course a regress threatens, but Muffy is not the only victim...

Wonderful thread, by the way. Well done!
Thank you bbar. You have seen the true purpose of Muffy. I'm sure this was trivial for some one who's profession it is to dabble in the world of Hegel and Heidegger and the like.

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Originally posted by telerion
Thank you bbar. You have seen the true purpose of Muffy. I'm sure this was trivial for some one who's profession it is to dabble in the world of Hegel and Heidegger and the like.
And so our number grows, praise Muffy.

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Originally posted by Starrman
And so our number grows, praise Muffy.
If bbarr is a muffin man, then I have to be one too. By Bitch Transitivity, you have to get yerself some muffin too.