Originally posted by ivanhoeThat's my Onion Ring Creation Theory our Universe is at the center and Heaven is the closest layer God does his work in our universe using gauge fields.
May I suggest Fluffy ?
muffy would be on the next level, then fluffy, buffy and duffy in fact there could be be an infinite number of rings ,,each capable of reaching only interior rings, check on Lie Algebra if you want to know how many exchange particles each ring's resident creator would need.
alternate names for this theory is Gods With Strings Theory ,, The Great Puppeteers of Eternity
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Originally posted by telerionStrange, you seem to know more about my God than I do! You speak as if you have proof that my God has been created. But you don't even believe that my God exists! So the only conclusion that I can reach is that Muffy created your gods. I have evidence that my God is eternal and is thus not created by Muffy.
I just try to get a little shut eye, and I wake up to find this blasphemous bologna!
How can you still be so confused about Muffy?
[b]A number of skeptics have said that Muffy created God. But God by definition is the uncreated creator of the universe, so the statement ‘Muffy created God’ is illogical, just like ‘The bachelor is married!’
No, ...[text shortened]... e by Kalam's Cosmological Argument, your god, which has beginning, also has a cause: Muffy.
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According to your reasoning Muffy created gods. This implies Buffy created Muffy and Fluffy created Buffy who was created by Puffy who eventually got killed by Huffy when it started getting too Stuffy! Go ahead and worship Muffy, but know for sure that he's not the greatest. You will only know the truth the moment you die, but then it will be too late.
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Originally posted by telerionAll gods, including your god, God, have been destroyed.
dj2, you have overlooked a way in which one could be an atheist and a Muffin at the same time.
Muffy created gods, including your god, God.
All gods, including your god, God, have been destroyed. (Perhaps Muffy got tired of their ridiculous egos) Therefore there are no gods.
- An atheistic Muffin.
Dream on. Besides you are making so many unsupported claims, it is becoming totally absurd.
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Originally posted by NordlysThere is lots of historical eviedence that supports the Bible. The evidence that I have is that God speaks to me when I read it. It is only logical that God speaks through His word.
What evidence do you have that this is actually God's word? And even assuming it is, what evidence do you have that it's true?
Originally posted by dj2beckerYou didn't answer the second question. And what exactly do you mean by "God speaks to me when I read it"?
There is lots of historical eviedence that supports the Bible. The evidence that I have is that God speaks to me when I read it. It is only logical that God speaks through His word.
Originally posted by dj2beckerHere we go again. Do you really think you can beat your own reflection?
There is lots of historical eviedence that supports the Bible. The evidence that I have is that God speaks to me when I read it. It is only logical that God speaks through His word.
EVERYTHING YOU JUST WROTE IS EVIDENCE OF MUFFY.
Strange, you seem to know more about my God than I do!
I hardly think this strange.
But you don't even believe that my God exists!
Yeah, that's right, though as a Muffin I do. Consider this: are PhD's in the Classics ignorant of Zeus if they do not believe in him?
So the only conclusion that I can reach is that Muffy created your gods. I have evidence that my God is eternal and is thus not created by Muffy.
Alright, can I give this kid an F already? Eternal does not equal uncreated. Read the damn FAQ! That's what I wrote it for.
According to your reasoning Muffy created gods. This implies Buffy created Muffy and Fluffy created Buffy who was created by Puffy who eventually got killed by Huffy when it started getting too Stuffy! Go ahead and worship Muffy, but know for sure that he's not the greatest.
Wow. I don't know how many times now we've been over this. Go back to page 3 of this thread. Look at bbar's post. Get out a dictionary. Understand what he is saying.
You will only know the truth the moment you die, but then it will be too late.
You xtians really know how to share Christ's agape love.
Oh yeah, you forgot to add a WAAHAHAHAHAHAAA at the end.
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Originally posted by telerionWould you mind pointing out any post in which I said that the natural is proof of the supernatural?
Strange, you seem to know more about my God than I do!
I hardly think this strange.
But you don't even believe that my God exists!
Yeah, that's right, though as a Muffin I do. Consider this: are PhD's in the Cl ...[text shortened]... i] love.
Oh yeah, you forgot to add a WAAHAHAHAHAHAAA at the end.[/b]