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How are cheats discovered??

How are cheats discovered??

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Originally posted by Dragon Fire
It seems you need to **** a lot of dogs to get your rating up and even then it doesn't work.
Try to show at least a little bit of respect to your opponents.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Try to show at least a little bit of respect to your opponents.

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It's quite a laugh considering he has only faced opponents rated 1300 or less.

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Originally posted by Dragon Fire
Seems no one on here is cheating. All the ratings are too low.

It seems you need to **** a lot of dogs to get your rating up and even then it doesn't work.

Is the only way to improve your rating to cheat somehow?

Please tell me! How?
Your profile says that you will use "Databases in the middle game if the position warrants it". I'm curious, how exactly would you use a database during the middle game?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Your profile says that you will use "Databases in the middle game if the position warrants it". I'm curious, how exactly would you use a database during the middle game?

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Not sure. Don't have any!

Any suggestions?

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Originally posted by darvlay
It's quite a laugh considering he has only faced opponents rated 1300 or less.
Exactly! How the hell can I get to play better players.

I am trying by playing 30 gamess simultaneously at lightning speeds but even that isn't working

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Originally posted by Dragon Fire
Not sure. Don't have any!

Any suggestions?
So what's with you profile?

"I do have a large number of chess books and will use them in the openings although sometimes I just like to try new things. I will also use books and databases to help me in the middle game if I think the position warrants it but, again, often I just like to see how it goes."

I'm just curious how you'd use a database in the middle game?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
So what's with you profile?

"I do have a large number of chess books and will use them in the openings although sometimes I just like to try new things. I will also use books and databases to help me in the middle game if I think the position warrants it but, again, often I just like to see how it goes."

I'm just curious how you'd use a database in the middle game?

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Don't know! As I said don't have any but was thinking along the lines of CDs that come with some books and games collections (on CD) - Something called "Megabase" (???) comes to mind but at this stage have no rael idea how it would help.

Really want to focus on openings and books are reasonable for that.

Didn't want to mislead anyone. Perhaps need to amend profile.

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How cheats are discovered:
Sometimes the husband comes home early.
Sometimes the wife will find lipstick on husbands collar that matches his secretaries'.

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Originally posted by MaxWax
How cheats are discovered:
Sometimes the husband comes home early.
Sometimes the wife will find lipstick on husbands collar that matches his secretaries'.
Sometimes they will find a purchase of condoms on a Tesco receipt.

I know! Thats what happened to me.

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Originally posted by Dragon Fire
Sometimes they will find a purchase of condoms on a Tesco receipt.

I know! Thats what happened to me.
You are sooooo busted~!

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Originally posted by MaxWax
You are sooooo busted~!
Ok, if where going off topic try this one out.

Husband pulls down his pants to change. Wife walks in and a used condom falls out of his pants onto the floor.

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Originally posted by chronicman
Ok, if where going off topic try this one out.

Husband pulls down his pants to change. Wife walks in and a used condom falls out of his pants onto the floor.
Well whomever that guy is he deserved it, idiocy must be punished accordingly.

Use a condom, wrap it in tissue, dispose. Anyone getting caught because of "used condoms" is trying to get caught!

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Originally posted by Turanthor
Well whomever that guy is he deserved it, idiocy must be punished accordingly.

Use a condom, wrap it in tissue, dispose. Anyone getting caught because of "used condoms" is trying to get caught!
That is really stupid! He deserves it.

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Originally posted by Dragon Fire
That is really stupid! He deserves it.
Funny thing is he talked his way out of it.

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Originally posted by darvlay
It's quite a laugh considering he has only faced opponents rated 1300 or less.
At least I did beat them all. But every time I try and play opponents rated 1500+ they delete me. Why?