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How do you deal with your evil, sick cravings?

How do you deal with your evil, sick cravings?

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Originally posted by SJ247
Burger King sucks.
Who doesn't?

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Originally posted by SJ247
Burger King sucks.
Yes, but they are better than McDonalds. My favorite restaurants are Bob Evans, Red Lobster, Applebees and Fridays.

Fridays, UMMM... their steak just melts in your mouth! *SLURP*

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Originally posted by arrakis
Right now I need a double quarter pounder w/ cheese so bad... 😳
Forget the double quarter pounder.
I'd give a King's ransom for a Double Western Bacon Cheesburger from Carl's Jr. or an Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger from Jack in the Box...

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Originally posted by arrakis
Yes, but they are better than McDonalds.
An amazing feat!

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Originally posted by arrakis
Yes, but they are better than McDonalds. My favorite restaurants are Bob Evans, Red Lobster, Applebees and Fridays.

Fridays, UMMM... their steak just melts in your mouth! *SLURP*
What about white castle? Go get 10 jalapeno burgers with cheese! and perhaps a few mozzarella sticks to round out the arteries.

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Just tell her and hope she understands.

Oh, you meant food. 😀

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Be thankful your craveings wont put you on the sex offenders register.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Be thankful your craveings wont put you on the sex offenders register.
rhetoric pin-points you!

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if it feels good, do it

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Be thankful your craveings wont put you on the sex offenders register.
Sex? What's that??? 🙁

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Originally posted by arrakis
Sex? What's that??? 🙁
"Sex refers to the male and female duality of biology and reproduction, a process in biological DNA that dates back 3.5 - 4.6 billion years.[1] Unlike organisms that only have the ability to reproduce asexually, sexed male and female pairs have the ability to produce offspring through meiosis and fertilization. The two sexes attract one another and communicate their readiness to procreate through differences in their biology.

An organism's sex category reflects its biological reproductive function rather than its sexuality other behavior. The female sex is defined as the one which produces the larger gamete and which typically bears the offspring. In contrast, the male sex has a smaller gamete and rarely bears offspring. In some animals, sex may be assigned to specific structures rather than the entire organism. Earthworms, for example, are normally hermaphrodites."

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
"Sex refers to the male and female duality of biology and reproduction, a process in biological DNA that dates back 3.5 - 4.6 billion years.[1] Unlike organisms that only have the ability to reproduce asexually, sexed male and female pairs have the ability to produce offspring through meiosis and fertilization. The two sexes attract one another and communica ...[text shortened]... Earthworms, for example, are normally hermaphrodites."

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex)
It doesn't exactly sound like I've been missing much!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
"In contrast, the male sex has a smaller gamete and rarely bears offspring."
Ummm, thank you. But now I'm wondering... what males ever bear the offspring? 😲

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Originally posted by arrakis
Ummm, thank you. But now I'm wondering... what males ever bear the offspring? 😲
Well, I bear mine quite well - except the eldest when he's being all 'teenagerry' I really can't stand him then!

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Originally posted by arrakis
Ummm, thank you. But now I'm wondering... what males ever bear the offspring? 😲
Ah-ha! Caught Nordlys in something she doesn't know!