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How to handle it? I had decided no women until I got my life together.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
How to handle it? I had decided no women until I got my life together.
Use both hands. It will make you feel better!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
How to handle it? I had decided no women until I got my life together.
Wow! In real life? Go for it!

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Originally posted by reader1107
Wow! In real life? Go for it!
I find this statement incredibly amusing.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I find this statement incredibly amusing.
Did I mention that I excel in writing fiction?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
How to handle it? I had decided no women until I got my life together.
Carry on as normal but remember to deflate her when your parents come around to visit.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Use both hands. It will make you feel better!

😛
I do. She loves when I give her backrubs (did I mention I went to massage school? Great skill to have when there's a girl around who's feeling a little frisky). I'd love to use them on her tigole bitties - they are very, very nice - but I am too timid these days. Even when she leans back while I am massaging her back and presses against my crotch I haven't quite had the courage.

It's also a week before Valentine's Day. She just got out of a 5 year engagement (deja vu). Early February is such a bad time to be getting a new interest because of that looming holiday of love and sex. Normally I'd just ignore it with a wistful thought that others are having hot sex, but with a possibility in the picture...what to do?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Early February is such a bad time to be getting a new interest because of that looming holiday of love and sex. Normally I'd just ignore it with a wistful thought that others are having hot sex, but with a possibility in the picture...what to do?
Sell out and have hot sex. Idealism is a bore.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Sell out and have hot sex. Idealism is a bore.
Lol, agreed.

Although I'd wait until after Valentine's and save money and effort in the process.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Sell out and have hot sex. Idealism is a bore.
It's not idealism. There are other issues. I'm taking medication which are not helpful if you want a sex life. I'm also out of shape, living with my mom, and a stoner - another drug which isn't great for sex.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
It's not idealism. There are other issues. I'm taking medication which are not helpful if you want a sex life. I'm also out of shape, living with my mom, and a stoner - another drug which isn't great for sex.
I'm the wrong guy if you're looking for sympathy, fatso.

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Originally posted by Palynka
I'm the wrong guy if you're looking for sympathy, fatso.
I'm not. If I were at all insecure I wouldn't be posting my patheticness here.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I'm not. If I were at all insecure I wouldn't be posting my patheticness here.
You're really looking for advice?

It's even worse than I'd thought.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Lol, agreed.

Although I'd wait until after Valentine's and save money and effort in the process.
Normally I'd agree, but in the long run, he could save time and money if the anniversary happens to fall on Valentine's Day. I guess it depends if she's a keeper or not.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Normally I'd agree, but in the long run, he could save time and money if the anniversary happens to fall on Valentine's Day. I guess it depends if she'll keep him or not.
Corrected. 😏