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Originally posted by reader1107
But marriage and married are two different words/concepts, although similar. And he might use ASL if that's what he learned from someone or for someone.

Hey, we could make up a whole story here! He was on holiday in India, where he hung out with Shav for a while. One night, Shav was looking for someone to ... meet his needs, and so CTF ...[text shortened]... he lovely mountains he was named after. There he met a girl ... but that's another story.
I looked up both "marriage" and "marry". "Married" is only a form of "marry", but I guess that could be different in ASL.

Nice story.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
It's my understanding that womens' sex drives cycle with their menstrual cycle. I've had a hypothesis that when a girl is frisky, if I miss the chance, one or two weeks later she will not be interested - but give it a month and she will be.
That's not quite correct. Single girls who are interested in you want to do it every night. Once you get married it goes to once a month. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I do. She loves when I give her backrubs (did I mention I went to massage school? Great skill to have when there's a girl around who's feeling a little frisky). I'd love to use them on her tigole bitties - they are very, very nice - but I am too timid these days. Even when she leans back while I am massaging her back and presses against my crotch I ha ...[text shortened]... ought that others are having hot sex, but with a possibility in the picture...what to do?
go for it.

or if you really want out, put "Brokeback Mountain" on the telly and watch it ten times straight. problem solved.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I usually only see her on weekends. I called her last night and her phone was turned off. She hasn't called back. I'll find out what's up Saturday if not earlier I suppose.
she might be mad that you've ignored her advances.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
...I had decided no women until I got my life together.
I thnk maybe 1% of the population could claim to have their lives together. The rest of us are completely at sea. Get comfortable with it and GET LAID, for crying out loud...๐Ÿ˜ž

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Originally posted by arrakis
That's not quite correct. Single girls who are interested in you want to do it every night. Once you get married it goes to once a month. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Every night you say? Where do you live again?? ๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
I thnk maybe 1% of the population could claim to have their lives together. The rest of us are completely at sea. Get comfortable with it and GET LAID, for crying out loud...๐Ÿ˜ž
Well said.

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
I thnk maybe 1% of the population could claim to have their lives together. The rest of us are completely at sea. Get comfortable with it and GET LAID, for crying out loud...
Some tend to over-rationalise. For these benighted souls, I am willing--for a fee--to disclose the secrets of the pheromonometer. Is she in rut? The dial tells all.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Ignore them! I want to hear more about the massages! Details! ๐Ÿ˜€
anybody come across a player called "spuds"? hes got a short story on the internet, if you come across him, ask about it.

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I think I blew my chance. I know her mostly through a friend who has a very bad habit of being a real jerkwad at times. They got into a fight, so I am unlikely to be seeing her again. Oh well.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I think I blew my chance. I know her mostly through a friend who has a very bad habit of being a real jerkwad at times. They got into a fight, so I am unlikely to be seeing her again. Oh well.
Bloody hell! The two of you have practically, almost, kind of hit it off already.
Go for her. See if she's interested, and if she's not, what's the harm? Screw
your jerkwad friend.

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stop making excuse dude. if you think there is a chance that she might be into you, then it wont matter if her/your friend is around or not. you should be through your elementary school phase by now. if you want something, you go out and you put forth the effort to get it. stop making friggin excuses and put forth some effort. if you don't you are always gonna kick yourself and wonder what could have been. i cant believe you need advice from a chess site to figure this out. i'm sorry for the tough love but i figure it is about time somebody told you how things really work.

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Originally posted by usmc7257
stop making excuse dude. if you think there is a chance that she might be into you, then it wont matter if her/your friend is around or not. you should be through your elementary school phase by now. if you want something, you go out and you put forth the effort to get it. stop making friggin excuses and put forth some effort. if you don't you are always go ...[text shortened]... rry for the tough love but i figure it is about time somebody told you how things really work.
yeah and if you move in with her you'd be killing two birds with one stone

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Originally posted by usmc7257
stop making excuse dude. if you think there is a chance that she might be into you, then it wont matter if her/your friend is around or not. you should be through your elementary school phase by now. if you want something, you go out and you put forth the effort to get it. stop making friggin excuses and put forth some effort. if you don't you are always go rry for the tough love but i figure it is about time somebody told you how things really work.
I don't want her enough to put forth effort though. Relax. I won't always wonder what might have been...there are lots of girls out there. This was just a chance to get some hot sex that I blew. Oh well. There'll be others. I know how to get laid. Chill my friend.

She's obsessed with some other dude anyway. I guess I just turned her on this weekend and didn't respond fast enough. That's ok though. I don't really care.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I don't want her enough to put forth effort though. Relax. I won't always wonder what might have been...there are lots of girls out there. This was just a chance to get some hot sex that I blew. Oh well. There'll be others. I know how to get laid. Chill my friend.

She's obsessed with some other dude anyway. I guess I just turned her on this weekend and didn't respond fast enough. That's ok though. I don't really care.
That's staunch, my friend - I mope for days when I blow chances for hot sex!