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Originally posted by AThousandYoungI think a woman's sex drive is directly correlated to her man's skill level.
Also, it's my understanding that womens' sex drives cycle with their menstrual (sp?) cycle. I've had a hypothesis that when a girl is frisky, if I miss the chance, one or two weeks later she will not be interested - but give it a month and she will be. That month can be used to build a comfortable, affectionate friendship which can move naturally to sexual stuff.
Or maybe I've just lost my testicles. I'm not sure which it is.
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Originally posted by The Coffee Shop GuyI've said something similar to a woman, yes. She laughed, and when you
Have you actually picked up woman with those lines.😀😕😀😕
get a woman who already likes you (as I assume this woman likes ATY)
in that good, honest, "can't stop laughing at your hilarious, suggestive
comments"-kind of mood, you know you're halfway there. 😉
Another approach, depending on the person and her mood, is to
describe in detail what you want to do with her (without sounding like an
over-confident slug) and how you want to bring her all the pleasure and
happiness your experience can give. I've done that too a couple of
times, and it worked.
But, let's be honest. You can probably multiply all the approaches I've
tried over the years that has been successful with a large number of your
choice and you'll probably hit the number of times I've failed (some of
them miserably - like being laughed at in public kind of failure). But
that's what it's all about, right? It would be no fun if you knew right away
how she'd react to your proposal, and so long as you don't take things
too personal you'll be fine.
Originally posted by Daemon SinWell put. Now put him out of his misery.
Oh for God's sake! Cut all this 'agony aunt' crap.
Face up to it. You're a fat, 30 year old, erectilly dysfunctional pot-head that still sponges off his parents and can't pull some trashy, flirty tart that's on the rebound when she's rubbing up against your crotch, that goes hunting for love life advice on a chess forum!
You not getting your boon on is a GREAT thing for the human race. Keep your loser DNA out of our gene-pool, jerk!
Originally posted by Daemon SinCharming.
Oh for God's sake! Cut all this 'agony aunt' crap.
Face up to it. You're a fat, 30 year old, erectilly dysfunctional pot-head that still sponges off his parents and can't pull some trashy, flirty tart that's on the rebound when she's rubbing up against your crotch, that goes hunting for love life advice on a chess forum!
You not getting your boon on is a GREAT thing for the human race. Keep your loser DNA out of our gene-pool, jerk!
Originally posted by AThousandYoungquite the dilemma you have here
I do. She loves when I give her backrubs (did I mention I went to massage school? Great skill to have when there's a girl around who's feeling a little frisky). I'd love to use them on her tigole bitties - they are very, very nice - but I am too timid these days. Even when she leans back while I am massaging her back and presses against my crotch I ha ...[text shortened]... ought that others are having hot sex, but with a possibility in the picture...what to do?
Originally posted by NordlysI can't remember, but I was wondering if it was American Sign Language for married. I took only a year of it, in 1986, so I've forgotten a great deal of it.
I was wondering what it meant. But the upper hand isn't wearing a ring, so I don't think it means "married". I think the hands just caught a little frog, and now they are shaking it to make it dizzy.
Originally posted by Daemon SinThanks! I needed some encouragement.
Oh for God's sake! Cut all this 'agony aunt' crap.
Face up to it. You're a fat, 30 year old, erectilly dysfunctional pot-head that still sponges off his parents and can't pull some trashy, flirty tart that's on the rebound when she's rubbing up against your crotch, that goes hunting for love life advice on a chess forum!
You not getting your boon on is a GREAT thing for the human race. Keep your loser DNA out of our gene-pool, jerk!
Originally posted by NordlysBut marriage and married are two different words/concepts, although similar. And he might use ASL if that's what he learned from someone or for someone.
Seemingly not: http://www.aslpro.com/cgi-bin/aslpro/aslpro
Then again, CFT might not use American sign language.
Hey, we could make up a whole story here! He was on holiday in India, where he hung out with Shav for a while. One night, Shav was looking for someone to ... meet his needs, and so CTF decided to look for a little shop to have tea in. There she was ... Miranda. Miranda had long dark hair and brown eyes that sparked like dew on freshly tilled soil. She reminded CTF of Deirdre, his first love whom he was going to marry until the sheep incident.
Miranda, of course, fell in love with CTF at first sight, and motioned to him to join her. CTF ordered Chai Spice tea, and as he reached for the sugar his hand accidentally brushed against Miranda's. Even people at the next table could see the sparks that flew between the two. Miranda signed to him that she just happened to be free for breakfast as well as this late meal. She then pulled out a laptop with a bookmarked ASL page, and CTF was able to make himself understood.
CTF forgot all about Shav and spent the rest of the holiday with Miranda. However, he soon returned to Ireland and Miranda to Tennessee. Miranda was depressed and, as was her custom on Tuesdays, went next door to play chess with Abejnood. After they each won a game, Abejnood showed her how he was doing in the "A" Duel. Of course, Abejnood was fluent in ASL. Around Miranda, he also wished he was older.
Nonetheless, they got to talking about The Immortal Game, and the players. Naturally, Abejnood mentioned his hero, Dr Strangelove, but eventually the conversation got around to other players and their forum posts. Just from reading CTF's forum posts, Miranda knew this was her long-lost love from India.
Thanks to Abejnood, they reconnected and soon married. Naturally, CTF had to learn American Sign Language. And to show their thanks to Abejnood, they gave him a trip to Iran to see the lovely mountains he was named after. There he met a girl ... but that's another story.