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Pawn Whisperer

My Kingdom fora Pawn

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12 Mar 20

The winner of the Nation Apple Pie Bakeoff wins a week's vacation to Wuhan.
2nd place gets a two week vacation to Wuhan 🙂

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Lethabong

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13 Mar 20

I only learnt this week that my neighbour installed an electric fence...
I was quite shocked...

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Lethabong

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13 Mar 20

Something else...
Does the following bother you so that you lie awake at night, pondering...
You buy a round pizza, delivered in a square box, then you eat triangles of it...

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13 Mar 20

I'm a little worried. I feel kind of achy, have a runny nose, and am starting to crave fried rice.

What should I do?

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13 Mar 20

@whodey said
I'm a little worried. I feel kind of achy, have a runny nose, and am starting to crave fried rice.

What should I do?
Go live in a commune with duchess64?

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@shallow-blue said
Go live in a commune with duchess64?
You hate me, don't you.

Delicious Monster...

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14 Mar 20

A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery.
Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.
A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman."
"Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners.
"As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."

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@whodey said
You hate me, don't you.
I think you two would get on like a house on fire.

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@mammy-blue said
A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery.
Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.
A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman."
"Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners.
"As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."
I'll admit - I was expecting an eel-based joke.

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

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14 Mar 20

@shallow-blue said
I think you two would get on like a house on fire.

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Lethabong

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15 Mar 20

April Fools Day is cancelled cause no made up prank could match the unbelievable s##t going around in the world right now...

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Lethabong

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15 Mar 20

Chuck Norris has been exposed to the Corona virus...
The virus is now in quarantine for 14 days...

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Lethabong

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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks... "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled happily and said... "OH, that's so lovely... what about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down, and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his family jewels.

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18 Mar 20

Just remember, Corona is not the disease, it's the cure.

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20 Mar 20

When life gives you a kick in the pants:
- There's always Quilted Northern Toilet Paper