Jokes

i used to be a genesis groupie but i finally had my phil

@rookie54


Same joke, replace 'Genesis' with Thin Lizzy, Everly Brothers, Human League....etc.

Edit Roxy Music, Pantera

@blood-on-the-tracks said
@rookie54
Same joke, replace 'Genesis' with Thin Lizzy, Everly Brothers, Human League....etc.
Edit Roxy Music, Pantera

all of my jokes
all of em
are stolen
rewritten
discarded
rescued
rewritten
given away
restolen
stolen again
stolen yet again
binned (lol, i'm english, get it?)
unbinned
rewritten
oww, i've broken a nail
set alight
and finally archived with the guiness book of world records as possibly the funniest ever written

@rookie54 said
all of my jokes
all of em
are stolen
rewritten
discarded
rescued
rewritten
given away
restolen
stolen again
stolen yet again
binned (lol, i'm english, get it?)
unbinned
rewritten
oww, i've broken a nail
set alight
and finally archived with the guiness book of world records as possibly the funniest ever written

Ah...ok

Thought you picked Mr Collins because he was 'Coming In The Air Tonight'

Though that may suggest non penetrative (or early withdrawal) 'had my phil'

We know a bit about recycling Jokes...there is the classic:

I had to give up my job in the recycling factory crushing cans:

It was soda pressing

No matter how kind you are,
German children will always be kinder.

i am not superstitious
i am regularstitious

@rookie54

What does a superstitious termite do?
Knock on wood!

Want to hear a joke?

I fart, you choke!

Mem: I'm wearing my new hearing aids, Pep.

Pep: Good, Mem. How much did they cost?

Mem: About quarter to three. Why?

I picked up a hitchhiker the other day. He seemed a friendly guy. He asked me why I didn't worry that he might be a serial killer? I explained that it all came down to mathematics. What would be the odds of two serial killers being in the same car at the same time?

Sometimes reality humor is funniest of all. My BiL swears to this.

when a young child, BiL and family went to visit to two aunts that lived together in a home.
BiL's father would knock on the door and suddenly, a 2nd floor window would open
and they heard a voice say, "There's nobody home" 😆 😀

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.


😴

I nearly got knocked off my bike by a council salt lorry last night.
"You idiot!" I shouted, through gritted teeth.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buck an ear.