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  1. Gothenburg
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    20 Feb '21 13:11
    Two teenage-girls talking:
    - Do you say a prayer at the table before you eat?
    - No, we're French, we know how to cook.
  2. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    My Kingdom fora Pawn
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    20 Feb '21 15:202 edits
    The Russians and Chinese have agreed to build a moon base that will feature a large restaurant.
    It will have great cuisine but lack atmosphere.

    "And for all of you in Rio Linda... " - Limbaugh :-)
  3. SubscriberVery Rustyonline
    Treat Everyone Equal
    Halifax, Nova Scotia
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    20 Feb '21 15:23
    @earl-of-trumps said
    The Russians and Chinese have agreed to build a moon base that will feature a large restaurant.
    It will have great cuisine but lack atmosphere.

    "And for all of you in Rio Linda... " - Limbaugh :-)
    I bet that is the funniest thing you've ever heard! 😉

    -VR
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    22 Feb '21 23:59
    Why do the British say Bri"ish

    They drank all of the T
  5. Joined
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    23 Feb '21 00:00
    So lame 😔
  6. Subscriberrookie54online
    free tazer tickles..
    wildly content...
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    23 Feb '21 14:28
    OCD is not in alphabetical order

    *trembles
  7. Dublin
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    24 Feb '21 15:36
    A man exposed himself to 2 nuns.

    1 of them had a stroke.
    The other one never even got proper look at it.
  8. SubscriberPonderable
    chemist
    Linkenheim
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    01 Mar '21 11:43
    @InstantKarma777
    What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
    A roamin' Catholic
  9. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
    The Implacable
    London
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    01 Mar '21 13:42
    I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness.
  10. Subscribermoonbus
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    02 Mar '21 11:55
    An old man was sitting on the examining table in the doctor’s office having his hearing checked.

    The doctor poked his light scope in the old man’s ear and said, “Hey, you have a suppository in your ear!”

    “Rats,” said the old man. “Now I know where my hearing aid went.”
  11. Subscribermoonbus
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    02 Mar '21 11:59
    Elderly couple sitting in church...

    The woman leans over to her husband and whispers, “I just let out a silent fart, what should I do?”

    The husband replies, “Put fresh batteries in your hearing aids.”
  12. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    02 Mar '21 14:26
    :-)
  13. SubscriberPianoman1
    Nil desperandum
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    08 Mar '21 09:41
    The world is made up three sorts of people: those who can do maths and those who can’t.
  14. SubscriberPianoman1
    Nil desperandum
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    08 Mar '21 09:41
    Two conspiracy theorists walked into a bar. Or did they?
  15. SubscriberPonderable
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    08 Mar '21 11:53
    @pianoman1 said
    The world is made up three sorts of people: those who can do maths and those who can’t.
    Akin to: There are 10 sorts of People, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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