Jokes

Two teenage-girls talking:
- Do you say a prayer at the table before you eat?
- No, we're French, we know how to cook.

The Russians and Chinese have agreed to build a moon base that will feature a large restaurant.
It will have great cuisine but lack atmosphere.

"And for all of you in Rio Linda... " - Limbaugh :-)

@earl-of-trumps said
The Russians and Chinese have agreed to build a moon base that will feature a large restaurant.
It will have great cuisine but lack atmosphere.

"And for all of you in Rio Linda... " - Limbaugh :-)

Why do the British say Bri"ish

They drank all of the T

So lame 😔

OCD is not in alphabetical order

*trembles

A man exposed himself to 2 nuns.

1 of them had a stroke.
The other one never even got proper look at it.

@InstantKarma777
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic

I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness.

An old man was sitting on the examining table in the doctor’s office having his hearing checked.

The doctor poked his light scope in the old man’s ear and said, “Hey, you have a suppository in your ear!”

“Rats,” said the old man. “Now I know where my hearing aid went.”

Elderly couple sitting in church...

The woman leans over to her husband and whispers, “I just let out a silent fart, what should I do?”

The husband replies, “Put fresh batteries in your hearing aids.”

:-)

The world is made up three sorts of people: those who can do maths and those who can’t.

Two conspiracy theorists walked into a bar. Or did they?

@pianoman1 said
The world is made up three sorts of people: those who can do maths and those who can’t.