My boyfriend got the vaccine and the worst side effect is that he won't shut up about it.
@phil-a-dork saidGood one, even the British with some humor have to find that one funny! 😉
Why do the British say Bri"ish
They drank all of the T
@kevin-eleven saidHorses d'oeuvres ?
What do the horses of France eat?
Oat cuisine.
@ponderable saidGive!? A lawyer!?
One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"
The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interes ...[text shortened]... ds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..."