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  1. Subscriberrookie54
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    09 Nov '20 20:24
    rearranging the deck chairs
    on board the titanic
    he ain't really doing much
    but it's fun to watch the panic
  2. SubscriberPonderable
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    10 Nov '20 11:44
    My grandfather told me that he saw the Titanic
    And that from the beginning he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody listened to him.

    He was a brave man. He did not give up. He warned them again and again on several occasions.... until they kicked him out of the cinema.
  3. Standard membermchill
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    10 Nov '20 12:15
    @phil3000 said
    What do you call a Spaniard that has had his car stolen ?...Carlos
    Spanish archer .....El bow
    2 dead bodies in the middle of the road, 1 big rat, and 1 small lawyer. so how do you tell the difference?

    There are skid marks in front of the rat, where the driver tried to stop!
  4. Subscriberrookie54
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    10 Nov '20 14:33
    me, before i had kids
    "i will never lie to my children"

    me, teaching my children
    "eating candy after dark makes you poop spiders"
  5. Subscriberrookie54
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    14 Nov '20 16:38
    nothing quite like the horror of going to fetch the laundry from the line and noticing the cute lil bird sitting on my 30 year old rolling stones t-shirt
  6. Subscriberrookie54
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    15 Nov '20 20:30
    are you allowed to laugh out loud in hawaii,
    or is it just a low ha?
  7. Subscriberrookie54
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    16 Nov '20 17:48
    i've tried
    and tried
    and tried to be canadian and i have failed at every eh? i utter

    i'm sorry
  8. Subscriberrookie54
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    17 Nov '20 20:15
    i flunked my litmus test
  9. Subscriberrookie54
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    18 Nov '20 16:53
    if you drop yer phone in the toilet,
    will it sync?
  10. Subscribersonhouse
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    19 Nov '20 00:14
    @rookie54
    How does a baby awk fly when going to its mom?

    Awkwardly......
  11. Subscriberrookie54
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    21 Nov '20 17:07
    wearing a mask has made me painfully aware of how often i pick my nose in public
  12. Arch Stantons Grave
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    21 Nov '20 20:33
    Sargent Major to new recruit: 'I didn't see you at my camouflage class this morning Smithers !'
    Smithers: 'Thank you Sir.'
  13. Subscriberrookie54
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    21 Nov '20 22:02
    i saw a craigslist ad for a radio
    "$1 - volume stuck on full"

    and i thought to myself,
    "i can't turn this down"
  14. Gothenburg
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    22 Nov '20 07:22
    My husband and I both work in IT, but he’s the one who truly lives, eats, and breathes computers. I finally realized how bad it had gotten when I was scratching his back one day. “No, not there,” he directed. “Scroll down.“
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