1. Subscriberrookie54
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    so you've got a big nose and you don't wanna wear a mask?
    no excuse!
    i mean, i still wear underwear
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    I waited all night to see the sun rise.

    And then it dawned on me....
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  5. SubscriberFMF
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    A hotel guest in Hong Kong comes down to reception to make a few requests about the room he has just checked in to.

    "The mini bar is empty. I'd like it filled."

    "Very good, sir."

    "I can't seem to adjust the air conditioning".

    "Of course. We'll send a technician up."

    "Could I arrange it so that no calls are put through to the room?"

    "Right you are."

    "And I'd like the porn disabled."

    "All our porn is just regular porn, you creep!"
  6. Standard memberbadradger
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    wooden leggs for sale.....they make excelant stocking fillers
  7. SubscriberPonderable
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    20 Dec '20 17:40
    @fmf said
    A hotel guest in Hong Kong comes down to reception to make a few requests about the room he has just checked in to.

    "The mini bar is empty. I'd like it filled."

    "Very good, sir."

    "I can't seem to adjust the air conditioning".

    "Of course. We'll send a technician up."

    "Could I arrange it so that no calls are put through to the room?"

    "Right you are."

    "And I'd like the porn disabled."

    "All our porn is just regular porn, you creep!"
    16th of April 2016 (about page 3) and yes I noticed that this is in KongKong, the other in Japan, but I don't understand the subtle difference in humour.. 🙁

    A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. “No, I'm travelling light.”
  8. SubscriberFMF
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    @ponderable said
    16th of April 2016 (about page 3) and yes I noticed that this is in KongKong, the other in Japan, but I don't understand the subtle difference in humour..
    Not only are Japan and Hong Kong very different but the joke has matured with age too.
  9. SubscriberPonderable
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    What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
    “I dis a brie.”
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    Homeless......
  11. Subscriberrookie54
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    executioner: any last words?
    me: mercy-
    executioner: weird
    me: what?
    executioner: you're like the fifth prisoner to thank me today lmao
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    Oh jokes thread....I got one rookie!

    That is it, just rookie! 😉

    -VR
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    Frostbite.
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    a vegan said to me that people who sell meat are disgusting

    i said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer
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    Can I tell you a vegan joke?
    I promise it won't be cheesy.
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