Jokes

Outside a store one day I saw a very little person struggling to get their new large screen TV into their car.
I asked them if I could help them with the new wide screen.
He said, " Up yours jerk, it's a tablet."

@gambrel said
Outside a store one day I saw a very little person struggling to get their new large screen TV into their car.
I asked them if I could help them with the new wide screen.
He said, " Up yours jerk, it's a tablet."

I just read a book on Buddhism.
It was phenomenal.

dang
that was funny too

@kevin-eleven said
I just read a book on Buddhism.
It was phenomenal.

@ponderable said
Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana.

and one I remembered when reading a thread in Debates:

How do you kill a Homoeopath?

Give him a glas of ultrapure water...

@ponderable said
and one I remembered when reading a thread in Debates:

How do you kill a Homoeopath?

Give him a glas of ultrapure water...

I was on our porch with my wife and granddaughter watching a very impressive thunderstorm.
I told my granddaughter, "Just think, over 100 years ago a scientist wanted to use that kind of energy, but the world scoffed at this genius."
"Frankenstein," my wife chimed in.

@Gambrel
Two priests talking on the phone: John, we can't keep this up on the phone, we need to talk Parson to Parson....

The waiter boasted they served breakfast at any time. I asked for a bacon sandwich, during the Industrial Revolution.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke
Sounds like a Steve Wright joke!
One I remember:
I took my helicopter downtown yesterday. Tied it to a parking meter and kept it running....

I was told that hugging someone from behind was sweet and lovely, but the guy at the ATM didn't seem to think so.

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