Jokes

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What's the difference between the wind blowing over a cattle farm and a Frenchman's arse?

One is dairy air, and the other is derriere.

She asked for an example of a double entendre, so he gave her one.

Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes, as they say.

Then, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

My wife and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

It's a red bucket. I lied about the colour.

According to the stats for my province, 50,000 people died when driving last year and 5,000 died from drinking alcohol, And yet, only 500 people died from drink-driving. Then again, only 2 people died from drink-driving while juggling. So, I think THAT is my safest way home, then.