Jokes

Two nuns were riding their bicycles along Wapping High Street, London. The first nun says to the other: "I really, really enjoy riding my bike along this route". The second nun says: "Yes, it's because of the cobblestones".

@fmf said
Two nuns were riding their bicycles along Wapping High Street, London. The first nun says to the other: "I really, really enjoy riding my bike along this route". The second nun says: "Yes, it's because of the cobblestones".

@The-Gravedigger
he wrote the joke properly on the page before
someone with offended sensibilities alerted it and it got removed by a BIASED MODERATOR

@rookie54 said
@The-Gravedigger
he wrote the joke properly on the page before
someone with offended sensibilities alerted it and it got removed by a BIASED MODERATOR

@the-gravedigger said
I thought the first nun said 'I have not come this way before.'

I bought a bottle of Remy Martin 1738 and laid it carefully in my bicycle's basket.

Then I had misgivings. What if I fell off my bike on the way home? The bottle would probably break.

So for the sake of frugality and to lessen my concerns I drank the 1738 before setting out.

Which turned out to be a good idea, considering how many times I fell off my bike that night.

I recently bought a toilet brush. Long story short I'm going back to toilet paper.

@fmf said
Two nuns were riding their bicycles along Wapping High Street, London. The first nun says to the other: "I really, really enjoy riding my bike along this route". The second nun says: "Yes, it's because of the cobblestones".

i won the dang lottery again
i've got so much money to spend
i bought me a vette
the fastest i could get
i'm headed to ft worth for some sin

@rookie54 said
i won the dang lottery again
i've got so much money to spend
i bought me a vette
the fastest i could get
i'm headed to ft worth for some sin

I just quit my job at the helium factory.

I won’t be spoken to in that tone.

At any given time the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away.