Jokes

@moonbus said
That joke never got off the ground.

How do you call a plane that bounces off a runway?


Boeing

Why did the woodpecker wear underwear on its head?
Because its pecker was on its face.

What kind of bees produce milk?
Boo-bees.

What do you call an elephant that never showers?

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A blonde, sitting at the bar looks puzzled. The bartender asks her if she’s OK. She says, “I can’t figure something out”. The bartender inquires as to what it is she can’t figure out. She says, “Well, I have three sisters but my brother has four”.🤔

A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them.
When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said,
"I am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn't have your seat belt fastened."
The man said, "I did too have my seat belt fastened. I just loosened it when you came up to the car."
The Patrol Man said to the man's wife, "I know he didn't have his seatbelt fastened. Isn't that right, lady?"
She replied,
"Well, officer. I learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he's drunk."

@Torunn

I couldn't figure out how the seatbelt worked...until it just clicked.

I made a chicken salad last night
Seems they prefer grain.😢

Do not illegally park your frog.

It will get toad.

Ants never get sick as they have anty bodies .

Last night my wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said, “I didn’t know it could”.🤔😲😁

Could you please help your uncle
Jack of the horse?

if yer uncle jack helped you off a horse
would you help yer uncle jack off a horse?

poorly told jokes deserve prison time

@rookie54 said
if yer uncle jack helped you off a horse
would you help yer uncle jack off a horse?

poorly told jokes deserve prison time

When my uncle was dying, I remember covering his back with lard.
He went downhill fast after that.